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  • rodneyck@lemm.eeR [email protected]

    If you didn't know what my point was, how can then formulate your own point from it? So confusing. 🤔

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    What is blud waffling about

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    • rodneyck@lemm.eeR [email protected]

      See, you validated my point. ☝️

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      I don't think growing up to be OK with threats of horrific violence against children is healthy. Like... at all... like that's some serial killer shit.

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        I was told swimming after eating caused stomach cramps. Sucks that OP was lied to.

        There were a lot of other things I was told would kill me as a kid, but they were all lethal things like farm equipment, cars, and guns. Don't need fearmongering when there are actual things to fear!

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        I mean, any vigorous activity directly after eating can cause a stomachache. I don't know why swimming was the sole focus but a general caution to digest a bit before activity isn't bad advice.

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        • F [email protected]

          As a kid, I always assumed if someone fell down the stairs--they died. It just appeared that way often enough in tv and movies.

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          That one is way more true than "if you swim after you eat you will die". And even the swimming one is way more true than the interpretation that most people had that if you just enter the water, you will die.

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          • K [email protected]

            I mean, any vigorous activity directly after eating can cause a stomachache. I don't know why swimming was the sole focus but a general caution to digest a bit before activity isn't bad advice.

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            Maybe the lethal logic goes cramp = can't swim = drowning? Not true, but that is my best guess.

            Yeah, waiting a short bit after eating is a good idea in general.

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              Try being raised in a narcissist Christian household with clearly sensitive parents seething at every opportunity to lob shame and judgment on ANYONE else to distract from the fucking evil stain on life which they themselves are. Couple it with some financial success in their lives so they extra feel like they don't need to answer to anyone else for fucking anything.

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              • aeri@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

                To be fair falling down the stairs could very easily kill you if you land wrong.

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                For sure!! I just assumed every instance had to end in death for some reason. I just remember eventually seeing someone on tv not die after falling down stairs and i was stunned, lol.

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                  I mean, any vigorous activity directly after eating can cause a stomachache. I don't know why swimming was the sole focus but a general caution to digest a bit before activity isn't bad advice.

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                  Because it's misinfo to reduce people bringing food to the pool. Same with the pee indicator thing... Someone must've been on a crusade

                  But the cramps thing just isn't true. Light exercise like a walk or casually swimming is great

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                  • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    I was told swimming after eating caused stomach cramps. Sucks that OP was lied to.

                    There were a lot of other things I was told would kill me as a kid, but they were all lethal things like farm equipment, cars, and guns. Don't need fearmongering when there are actual things to fear!

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                    It's a rule created by adults who got tired of kids stuffing themselves with food and then jumping in the pool and throwing up. It has nothing to do with cramps, and everything to do with making a child wait a few minutes after eating because kids have zero self-control.

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                      I think some of the stuff you worry about as a kid will just arise naturally. Ideas like not stepping on cracks, or imagining monsters in dark places are likely produced spontaneously and naturally by an underdeveloped ape brain.

                      But it'd be nice if we didn't tell kids about old superstitions, yeah. Wait until they're old enough to react with dismissal about the stupid stuff people used to believe.

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                        It's a rule created by adults who got tired of kids stuffing themselves with food and then jumping in the pool and throwing up. It has nothing to do with cramps, and everything to do with making a child wait a few minutes after eating because kids have zero self-control.

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                        Why not just tell them that it will make them throw up then? Kids don't enjoy throwing up.

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                          As a kid, I always assumed if someone fell down the stairs--they died. It just appeared that way often enough in tv and movies.

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                          Just a random fact that had barely anything to do with anything: In parts of Germany, there is the saying "did you fall down the stairs backwards" when someone cuts their hair quite short. I am from a part of Germany where this is not common and first time I heard it, it was a mentally handicapped person so I assumed he was just talking random stuff as he often did until I was told that that is common here.

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                            That one is way more true than "if you swim after you eat you will die". And even the swimming one is way more true than the interpretation that most people had that if you just enter the water, you will die.

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                            If you really want something crazy, look up "fan death".

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                            • rodneyck@lemm.eeR [email protected]

                              I remember my grandmother would tell us kids when we misbehaved that she would, and I quote, 'take us out to the barn and skin us alive!' Imagine how many trigger sessions of therapy that would take if the new gens of today heard this.

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                              Suffering olympics aren't real. eg You don't have to participate

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                              • C [email protected]

                                Try being raised in a narcissist Christian household with clearly sensitive parents seething at every opportunity to lob shame and judgment on ANYONE else to distract from the fucking evil stain on life which they themselves are. Couple it with some financial success in their lives so they extra feel like they don't need to answer to anyone else for fucking anything.

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                                Are you me?

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  As a kid, I always assumed if someone fell down the stairs--they died. It just appeared that way often enough in tv and movies.

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                                  What shows were you watching? I can only think of the Exorcist and Psycho, but those are kind of unique falls. All the others I can think of were comedy pratfalls and definitely not fatal.

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                                    Try being raised in a narcissist Christian household with clearly sensitive parents seething at every opportunity to lob shame and judgment on ANYONE else to distract from the fucking evil stain on life which they themselves are. Couple it with some financial success in their lives so they extra feel like they don't need to answer to anyone else for fucking anything.

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                                    Story of my god damn life. Thanks to them I struggle to hold down a job.

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                                      Try being raised in a narcissist Christian household with clearly sensitive parents seething at every opportunity to lob shame and judgment on ANYONE else to distract from the fucking evil stain on life which they themselves are. Couple it with some financial success in their lives so they extra feel like they don't need to answer to anyone else for fucking anything.

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                                      lol anyone else remember being in pre-k and pleading with God not to send you into eternal fire?

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                                      • spankmonkey@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Why not just tell them that it will make them throw up then? Kids don't enjoy throwing up.

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                                        Speak for yourself. Gestures to children triggering their own gag reflex for fun and profit

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                                          Are you me?

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                                          No pretty sure they're me.

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