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When I Realize I'm A Grownup

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  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

    If your body reacts this way from eating too many sweets once, then your problem started weeks before.

    The human body needs way less nutrients than people generally assume.

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    If I ate something like this, I'd feel awful in a matter of minutes, probably about 30. Oh, it would taste awesome until then.

    I'm not diabetic, but hypoglycemia sucks balls. I can't even eat a fucking banana unless I've just had a meal. 😕

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      The best part about eating kit kats wrong is the look of disgust on everyone's faces as you do.

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      • nusm@piefed.zipN [email protected]

        Working too hard can give you a heart attackackackackackack…

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        He's trading in his Chevy for a Kitititit-Katatatat

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        • jackbydev@programming.devJ [email protected]

          The best part about eating kit kats wrong is the look of disgust on everyone's faces as you do.

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          There's no right way to eat a kit kat. Fuck nestle.

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          • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

            Tell that to your arteries at 35.

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            They say bring on the crestor lined bacon

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            • C [email protected]

              Shortly after moving out on my own I realized I could just buy broccoli and steam it and eat it whenever I want. Keep in mind I LOOOOOVED steamed broccoli; especially with lemon juice and butter.

              I have binged on candy and felt awful afterwards but never in my life have I felt as miserable as I did the night after I ate a whole head of broccoli. The trapped gas in my abdomen literally made me wish I was dead.

              …and my dumb ass had to do this twice before before I made the connection…

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              Dude, you know what's worse than trapped gas from broccoli? Trapped broccoli. Be careful.

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              • B [email protected]

                I think there's actually five, haha

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                  I was in college and loved Arby's beef and Cheddars. Ordered 5 at the drive through, ate them all within 20 minutes. Oof. I still remember how heavy they were.

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                  What weighs more, 5 Arby's beef and cheddar or 5 pounds of Tungsten? The 5 Arby's beef and cheddar, because you also gotta carry the weight of what you did to those Arby's workers

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                    I never even thought that i would call someone this, but you have forced me to. YOU BARBARIC!

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                    • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

                      Tell that to your arteries at 35.

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                      40 and still doing great!

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                      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                        There's no right way to eat a kit kat. Fuck nestle.

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                        My friends sure seem to think there is.

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