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Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently

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    Referencing this

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      Coming from the generation that started that game, lmao.

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        This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

        What the hell should they do then?!

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        • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

          This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

          What the hell should they do then?!

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          Invest in real estate.

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            They’re done playing video games. They’re doomscrolling now

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              Carl, of all people? 😂

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              • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

                What the hell should they do then?!

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                Get a job

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                  Grandad plays GTA irl and you just complain.

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                  • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                    This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

                    What the hell should they do then?!

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                    I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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                      I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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                      My ex step mom (may she rest in piss) favorite saying. She said that shit all the time.

                      Few others
                      I don't hate people, I hate their actions. (She had a lot of hate)

                      Actions Speak Louder then Words (only good saying I took from her)

                      She would say these things at least once a day. But always hated the seen but not heard one. Because I was an active kid and couldn't be ignored.

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                        This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

                        What the hell should they do then?!

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                        They want them to go toil in the mines

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                          Carl, of all people? 😂

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                          He absolutely wouldn't tolerate happy children outside of his property.

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                            Carl, of all people? 😂

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                            https://youtu.be/oWaVYVJ02Ik

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                              Ding Dong Death

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                                They want them to go toil in the mines

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                                Does that count as playing outside?

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                                  He absolutely wouldn't tolerate happy children outside of his property.

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                                  Especially if they're in his friggin pool

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                                    I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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                                    never heard this one but its the sort of thing that would get me to hide out of pure unadultered spit.

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                                    • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                      This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

                                      What the hell should they do then?!

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                                      Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously

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                                        Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously

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                                        The reference: nuclear Boy Scout

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                                          Replace the gun with a car.

                                          How much of the "outside" can a kid access today without taking the risk of being it by a car ? As soon as he crosses the door of the house he risks his life.

                                          I don't understand how we accepted that as normal.

                                          Now compare that with a carless world, kids could go everywhere.

                                          Abduction or aggression are still a risk but almost insignificant compared to the risk of being hit by a car, yet this is the one we are talking about.

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