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    They’re done playing video games. They’re doomscrolling now

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      Carl, of all people? 😂

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      • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

        This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

        What the hell should they do then?!

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        Get a job

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          Grandad plays GTA irl and you just complain.

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          • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

            This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

            What the hell should they do then?!

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            I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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              I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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              My ex step mom (may she rest in piss) favorite saying. She said that shit all the time.

              Few others
              I don't hate people, I hate their actions. (She had a lot of hate)

              Actions Speak Louder then Words (only good saying I took from her)

              She would say these things at least once a day. But always hated the seen but not heard one. Because I was an active kid and couldn't be ignored.

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              • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

                What the hell should they do then?!

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                They want them to go toil in the mines

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                  Carl, of all people? 😂

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                  He absolutely wouldn't tolerate happy children outside of his property.

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                  • kruhmaster@sh.itjust.worksK [email protected]

                    Carl, of all people? 😂

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                    https://youtu.be/oWaVYVJ02Ik

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                      Ding Dong Death

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                        They want them to go toil in the mines

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                        Does that count as playing outside?

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                          He absolutely wouldn't tolerate happy children outside of his property.

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                          Especially if they're in his friggin pool

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                            I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

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                            never heard this one but its the sort of thing that would get me to hide out of pure unadultered spit.

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                            • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                              This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

                              What the hell should they do then?!

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                              Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously

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                                Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously

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                                The reference: nuclear Boy Scout

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                                  Replace the gun with a car.

                                  How much of the "outside" can a kid access today without taking the risk of being it by a car ? As soon as he crosses the door of the house he risks his life.

                                  I don't understand how we accepted that as normal.

                                  Now compare that with a carless world, kids could go everywhere.

                                  Abduction or aggression are still a risk but almost insignificant compared to the risk of being hit by a car, yet this is the one we are talking about.

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                                  • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

                                    This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

                                    What the hell should they do then?!

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                                    Die, i think, given our position on climate change. Kids shoukd die,

                                    We should all collectively commit suicide, and these damn kids should shut the fuck up while we do.

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                                      My ex step mom (may she rest in piss) favorite saying. She said that shit all the time.

                                      Few others
                                      I don't hate people, I hate their actions. (She had a lot of hate)

                                      Actions Speak Louder then Words (only good saying I took from her)

                                      She would say these things at least once a day. But always hated the seen but not heard one. Because I was an active kid and couldn't be ignored.

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                                      You have my sympathies.

                                      Id offer you a hug but im too irony poisoned to figure out hiw to write the offer in such a way that it doesnt come off as mocking.

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                                      • potato_wallrus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                                        Does that count as playing outside?

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                                        We do more mountain top removal than underground mining these days.

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                                          Get a job

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                                          The real answer.

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