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    True American heroes. 🫡

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    This one goes out to all servicethem wearing the uniform proudly

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      How to do crop?

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        How to do crop?

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        Step 1: plant seed
        Step 2: ????
        Step 3: crop

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          You have no clue. You haven't experienced gross until you've marched through a sea of unwashed shag carpets trying to find the perfect position, getting jostled and bumped by who knows what body part. I still have flashbacks to MFF2014. I was there man, during the gas attack. Getting penned up like animals with literal dogs.

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          >zoophiles are disgusting

          imagine my surprise

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          • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]

            One Scandinavian mile is 10 kilometers. So 1 metric mile is 10km.

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            That's... actually too perfect

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              Thank you for your service 🫡

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              Thank you for your service 🐺

              FTFY

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                That's... actually too perfect

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                It's almost as if we use metric up here!

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                  "Avenge me Brother! BROTHER AVENGE ME!"

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                    They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it. Go to community college. There's no need to join the military and kill innocent people for oligarchs who only want to destroy foreign countries so that they can have more 0s at the end of their bank accounts.

                    Edit: lmao, the background is furries.

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                    They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it

                    the background is furries.

                    That first part is still correct

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                      They volunteered for that shit, I didn't ask them to do it. Go to community college. There's no need to join the military and kill innocent people for oligarchs who only want to destroy foreign countries so that they can have more 0s at the end of their bank accounts.

                      Edit: lmao, the background is furries.

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                      They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.

                      Fucking legends.

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                        They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.

                        Fucking legends.

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                        Thank the Lord for furries

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                          "Uniform" is a funny way to spell " weird public fetish shit"

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                            They did not choose to serve. Service chose them. They are heroes who set aside their own needs to build a better world for all of us, even knowing they may not be able to enjoy that future themselves.

                            Fucking legends.

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                            Those brave men are keeping our entire society running by ensuring their servers maintain 5 nines uptime. God bless those furry bastards

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                              Thank you for your service 🐺

                              FTFY

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                              Furvice even

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                                Thank you for your furvice! 🫡🦅🛢️

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                                  Step 1: plant seed
                                  Step 2: ????
                                  Step 3: crop

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                                  We don't even know how to grow our own food anymore. We're all cooked.

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                                    Maybe they should gather in the winter, in the North.

                                    Or walk-in freezers, IDK.

                                    Wait, do furries gather in walk-in freezers? That would explain all the hair in Applebee's food.

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                                      We don't even know how to grow our own food anymore. We're all cooked.

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                                      Cannibals everywhere smh my head

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                                        A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                                          A bit unrelated (to the picture at least). But in general, knowing that there's someone living in conditions worse than I am does not make me feel better at all. Am I strange?

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                                          Not sure about strange, but I'm pretty certain you're not conservative.

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