door bell
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Who needs either when you can pick up a musket and flintlock from a historical auction?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Add to the mayhem by wiring the button to a very loud siren or horn over the person's head, have a bright flashing strobe light go off in three different directions, get the button to generate a momentary light electrical shock to the finger and have about four water balloons land on their head at the same time.
If all goes well, it will make them feel like the actual claymore did go off.
LOL, I have an oooh-ooogahhh horn and strobe. BRB, need to run wires in the attic.
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Finally, a no soliciting sign that won't be ignored!
It will... Just once tho
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you gotta put those claymores to good use, cant have them laying around.
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Add to the mayhem by wiring the button to a very loud siren or horn over the person's head, have a bright flashing strobe light go off in three different directions, get the button to generate a momentary light electrical shock to the finger and have about four water balloons land on their head at the same time.
If all goes well, it will make them feel like the actual claymore did go off.
Also you should get on the intercom and laugh at them
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Booby traps are a felony, so I'd stick to the one that doesn't add manslaughter.
I didn't put tits on mine tho
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There is a video from Ukraine of a soldier that fails to resist pressing a doorbell attached to a random tree in a forest. Of course, there is a mine under his feet
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There is a video from Ukraine of a soldier that fails to resist pressing a doorbell attached to a random tree in a forest. Of course, there is a mine under his feet
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HAHA I want one!!!
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LOL, I have an oooh-ooogahhh horn and strobe. BRB, need to run wires in the attic.
It's funny the first time... Not so much when the local kids start ding-dong-ditching your house on a regular basis.
Then you start wanting an actual claymore.
