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    you gotta put those claymores to good use, cant have them laying around.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.caI [email protected]

      Add to the mayhem by wiring the button to a very loud siren or horn over the person's head, have a bright flashing strobe light go off in three different directions, get the button to generate a momentary light electrical shock to the finger and have about four water balloons land on their head at the same time.

      If all goes well, it will make them feel like the actual claymore did go off.

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      Also you should get on the intercom and laugh at them

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        Booby traps are a felony, so I'd stick to the one that doesn't add manslaughter.

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        I didn't put tits on mine tho

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          There is a video from Ukraine of a soldier that fails to resist pressing a doorbell attached to a random tree in a forest. Of course, there is a mine under his feet

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            There is a video from Ukraine of a soldier that fails to resist pressing a doorbell attached to a random tree in a forest. Of course, there is a mine under his feet

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            The morbid part of me really wants to see that video

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              HAHA I want one!!!

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                LOL, I have an oooh-ooogahhh horn and strobe. BRB, need to run wires in the attic.

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                It's funny the first time... Not so much when the local kids start ding-dong-ditching your house on a regular basis.

                Then you start wanting an actual claymore.

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