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    normalize: “Why do you talk so much?”

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      normalize: “Why do you talk so much?”

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      It isn't normalized? So your telling me I'm weird?

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        This is the most reddit post imaginable

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          Speak softly and carry an entire armory to avenge your dog.

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            This is not Keanu Reeves, he doesn’t use social media

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              This is not Keanu Reeves, he doesn’t use social media

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              No, but social media is happy to use him.

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                This is not Keanu Reeves, he doesn’t use social media

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                Fucking legend

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                  Speak softly and carry an entire armory to avenge your dog.

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                  Speak softly and bomb Arasaka

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                    Speak softly and bomb Arasaka

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                    Speak softly and kung fu kick Elrond Half-elven

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                      Gotta love how this is such a shitpost that someone watermarked inventing a Keanu tweet that never existed

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                        I very often feel like asking someone "why do you talk so much?" I don't, because it's rude, but I also keep feeling the rudeness of their incessant babbling outweighs it by far.

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                          I very often feel like asking someone "why do you talk so much?" I don't, because it's rude, but I also keep feeling the rudeness of their incessant babbling outweighs it by far.

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                          You can indirectly tell them by putting your headphones on when they start to talk.

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                            I'm a talkative person and also quite shy at times! I've been called both quiet and too loud/too much.

                            It happens. I don't feel the need to put them down as I didn't think that was their intent to do so to me.

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                              I’m quiet/reserved because I’m protecting you. I have 0 filters and when I start talking I gain momentum and there’s no stopping that torrential downpour of incoherent truth and the raw stream of powerful yet sometimes also subtle thoughts that come off the dome. Like when I hold the microphone, I rip and rap this ultimate map to a new world that I move towards and it comes at random times when I feel the hands align and the clockwork gears in my brain bring fears to the forefront of a bulldozer and I hold ‘er but she says no so I stopped

                              (Im a living Markov chain)

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                                normalize: “Why do you talk so much?”

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                                Do you really want to hear the answer?

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                                  Do you really want to hear the answer?

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                                  maybe they’d get the hint and just cease

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                                    maybe they’d get the hint and just cease

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                                    Maybe, but you have more to loose than to gain

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                                      I’m quiet/reserved because I’m protecting you. I have 0 filters and when I start talking I gain momentum and there’s no stopping that torrential downpour of incoherent truth and the raw stream of powerful yet sometimes also subtle thoughts that come off the dome. Like when I hold the microphone, I rip and rap this ultimate map to a new world that I move towards and it comes at random times when I feel the hands align and the clockwork gears in my brain bring fears to the forefront of a bulldozer and I hold ‘er but she says no so I stopped

                                      (Im a living Markov chain)

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                                      Mood
                                      https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ko1vvTKSWiQ

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