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UFC confirms Trump's plan to host a fight at White House in 2026

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  • ganksy@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

    Probably a MyPillow too

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    never undersestimate crack strength.

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      That's the only thing he got wrong... Now it's "Welcome to Amazon, we absolutely hate you and you have no other choice."

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        fucking of course.

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          Well, as they say, if you put a clown on the throne, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus.

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            "Nobody will ever wear these" Costume designer

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              "Nobody will ever wear these" Costume designer

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              They’re actually not horrible.

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                I really wish people would stop saying Idiocracy is a documentary, it's not. President Camacho was able to see his shortcomings and hired the smartest man in the world to fix things, that's not happening in real life.

                Idiocracy is something for us to aspire to.

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                But we did hire the smartest man in the world:

                Elon Musk

                /s

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                  Idiocracy, here we come.

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                    I’m not sure how satire outlets can write headlines anymore tbh.

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                      “What’s this? IT’S BERNIE SANDER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!”

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