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  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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    I thought that was a pair of panties for a second and I was very concerned.

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    • wraithgear@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

      Look you don’t even need to try that hard. Just invent energy vapes, work a brand deal with Red Bull, get that flavor in them and cram it full of caffeine. Some of the two nastiest addictions still legally distributable, they take separate fast tracks to the brain, and layer the buzz, they cover each others immediate draw backs, and ruin other competitors, as just a cigarette or just an energy drink will fail to fire both cannons at once, causing using either to condition a caffeine vape.

      It will damn humanity to exploding hearts for the weakest willed, and life time devotion from everyone else. Just pure evil.

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      Alcohol is probably a nastiest addiction than caffeine.
      Unless you mean that it's so banalized people get addicted to it not knowing it can do that, then yeah it's nasty

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        You'd have to invent new humans first, we are very bad at getting liquid in our lungs

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        TikTokers, clickbait YouTubers, and low intelligence people: Challenge accepted!

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        • apytele@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

          cancer. It's literally cancer.

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          i mean if you try to inhale and drink at the same time i think cancer is a distant worry

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          • swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deS [email protected]

            i mean if you try to inhale and drink at the same time i think cancer is a distant worry

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            yummy yummy pseudomonas...

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            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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              No, it's not anything.

              It's everything.

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                Yeah, sure, and we should have flying cars by now.

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                • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]

                  To be fair, that's an upside-down cigarette.

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                  Do we have a generation of kids who don’t know the band-aide colored part goes in your mouth?

                  Or is there a sausage/cigarette joke I’m missing?

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                  • seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zoneS [email protected]

                    Alcohol is probably a nastiest addiction than caffeine.
                    Unless you mean that it's so banalized people get addicted to it not knowing it can do that, then yeah it's nasty

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                    I am talking about the strength of addiction, from what i remember caffeine is more addictive, but the negative effects are less then that of alcohol, and easier to break.

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                      What if beer bongs were literally for bubbling smoke through beer?

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                      That is sort of a thing:

                      Its called the Knockout.

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                      • plaidbaron@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                        I thought that was a pair of panties for a second and I was very concerned.

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                        Hold on now, keep cooking

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                        • I [email protected]

                          You'd have to invent new humans first, we are very bad at getting liquid in our lungs

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                          I'm great at getting liquid in my lungs. After so long you would think I would have figured out how to drink liquids, but I fuck it up all the time

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                            YOU BOTH IT!!

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                              It exists in our souls, along with the carcinogens
                              https://youtu.be/Lg7EVgLI2vk

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