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The kid asks a great question

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      The fae operate on a different set of rules. The Tooth Fairy can only take teeth that are freely offered. The dead cannot consent.

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        The fae operate on a different set of rules. The Tooth Fairy can only take teeth that are freely offered. The dead cannot consent.

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        They could consent prior to death. They could even bequeath them to the tooth fairy.

        In fact ...I'm redoing my will right now...I'm gonna add it.

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          They eat the teeth. You gonna dig up a decades old deer corpse and eat it?

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            The tooth fairy only wants children's teeth. Have you checked any child graves recently for teeth?

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              The tooth fairy only wants children's teeth. Have you checked any child graves recently for teeth?

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              The only obvious answer.

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                They eat the teeth. You gonna dig up a decades old deer corpse and eat it?

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                $20 is $20

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                  They could consent prior to death. They could even bequeath them to the tooth fairy.

                  In fact ...I'm redoing my will right now...I'm gonna add it.

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                  little did CosmicTurtle know but this would spark the reignition of the Fae Wars as the elves were introduced to the human tradition of "futures trading"

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                    My favorite tale is that the rat king takes the teeth. He trades in secrets which are stored in the teeth and children have an uncanny ability to over hear things that not even rats can learn, so he pays the children based off the quality of the secrets. You also can't lie because lies damage the teeth and the rat king won't pay as much.

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                      The tooth fairy only wants children's teeth. Have you checked any child graves recently for teeth?

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                      How else am I supposed to get some change?

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