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Cousin Wearing MAGA Hat and Fake ICE Jacket Doesn’t Want to Talk About Politics At Memorial Day BBQ

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      It's always:

      We can disagree on one thing

      Like, no, it's not "one thing" it's an innumerable amount of horrible shit rolled into a ball, and you're supporting all of it

      Like a dung beetle rolling shit into a giant ball all day, it's all shit, but it's technically just one piece of shit now

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        I'm getting worried onion articles aren't supposed to be this accurate

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          This is a blissfully accurate article

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            That's fine. I don't want to talk politics with him either.

            I'm sorry. I mispoke. Let me correct myself.

            I don't want to talk politics with him either.

            Yes. That's more accurate!

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              In my family, talking about politics has gotten a lot easier as of late. Even the conservatives and moderates in the family can agree that Trump and Elon are dumb af.

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                I recently attended a memorial for a friend's deceased mom.

                There was a fucking asshole cunt there in a full on red shirt, blue pants, MAGA hat and Trump pin.

                I briefly debated punching them in the face, but I didn't really want to disrupt the service any more than the fucker already was by existing.

                I hope they get cancer.

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                  I recently attended a memorial for a friend's deceased mom.

                  There was a fucking asshole cunt there in a full on red shirt, blue pants, MAGA hat and Trump pin.

                  I briefly debated punching them in the face, but I didn't really want to disrupt the service any more than the fucker already was by existing.

                  I hope they get cancer.

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                  What moron would do that

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                    That's fine. I don't want to talk politics with him either.

                    I'm sorry. I mispoke. Let me correct myself.

                    I don't want to talk politics with him either.

                    Yes. That's more accurate!

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                    So if I am an introvert, I should wear a MAGA hat and an ICE jacket?

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                      What moron would do that

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                      It was some distant relative of the person or something, I actually don't know who they are and I never ended up asking the friend because it seems kind of weird to be like, "hey who was that asshole at your mom's memorial?" - this was literally just a couple weeks ago so I feel like at best I should wait until it isn't as fresh.

                      Guy had a leg injury or something and walked with a cane and I allllllmost stole it.

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                        So if I am an introvert, I should wear a MAGA hat and an ICE jacket?

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                        I think then the extroverted racists would just assume you're also a racist too. And say the WORST things imaginable to you, thinking they're in a safe space.

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                          I think then the extroverted racists would just assume you're also a racist too. And say the WORST things imaginable to you, thinking they're in a safe space.

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                          Ew.

                          Although, I could just run away. Would it mean less people would talk to me?

                          Please note I am joking and don't actually intend on wearing a MAGA hat or an ICE vestment

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                            I think then the extroverted racists would just assume you're also a racist too. And say the WORST things imaginable to you, thinking they're in a safe space.

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                            This happens to me just because I'm a man with white skin who dresses country. I do love throwing them for a loop when it happens though.

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                              It was some distant relative of the person or something, I actually don't know who they are and I never ended up asking the friend because it seems kind of weird to be like, "hey who was that asshole at your mom's memorial?" - this was literally just a couple weeks ago so I feel like at best I should wait until it isn't as fresh.

                              Guy had a leg injury or something and walked with a cane and I allllllmost stole it.

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                              You shouldn't steal a cane from someone that needs it to walk. You should weaken its structural integrity, so he would fall after putting a lot of weight on it.

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                                So if I am an introvert, I should wear a MAGA hat and an ICE jacket?

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                                It worked for Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm. For a while...

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                                  You shouldn't steal a cane from someone that needs it to walk. You should weaken its structural integrity, so he would fall after putting a lot of weight on it.

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                                  You made my day with this comment.

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                                    What moron would do that

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                                    The type of moron who votes. That's who.

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                                      In my family, talking about politics has gotten a lot easier as of late. Even the conservatives and moderates in the family can agree that Trump and Elon are dumb af.

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                                      And they probably support them in private and vote along party lines still.

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                                        And they probably support them in private and vote along party lines still.

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                                        No, the conservatives just didn’t vote.

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                                          Just report him for impersonating an officer of the law (whatever law is left in the US, but it might work).

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