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Cousin Wearing MAGA Hat and Fake ICE Jacket Doesn’t Want to Talk About Politics At Memorial Day BBQ

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  • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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    This is a blissfully accurate article

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    • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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      That's fine. I don't want to talk politics with him either.

      I'm sorry. I mispoke. Let me correct myself.

      I don't want to talk politics with him either.

      Yes. That's more accurate!

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        In my family, talking about politics has gotten a lot easier as of late. Even the conservatives and moderates in the family can agree that Trump and Elon are dumb af.

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        • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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          I recently attended a memorial for a friend's deceased mom.

          There was a fucking asshole cunt there in a full on red shirt, blue pants, MAGA hat and Trump pin.

          I briefly debated punching them in the face, but I didn't really want to disrupt the service any more than the fucker already was by existing.

          I hope they get cancer.

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            I recently attended a memorial for a friend's deceased mom.

            There was a fucking asshole cunt there in a full on red shirt, blue pants, MAGA hat and Trump pin.

            I briefly debated punching them in the face, but I didn't really want to disrupt the service any more than the fucker already was by existing.

            I hope they get cancer.

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            What moron would do that

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              That's fine. I don't want to talk politics with him either.

              I'm sorry. I mispoke. Let me correct myself.

              I don't want to talk politics with him either.

              Yes. That's more accurate!

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              So if I am an introvert, I should wear a MAGA hat and an ICE jacket?

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                What moron would do that

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                It was some distant relative of the person or something, I actually don't know who they are and I never ended up asking the friend because it seems kind of weird to be like, "hey who was that asshole at your mom's memorial?" - this was literally just a couple weeks ago so I feel like at best I should wait until it isn't as fresh.

                Guy had a leg injury or something and walked with a cane and I allllllmost stole it.

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                  So if I am an introvert, I should wear a MAGA hat and an ICE jacket?

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                  I think then the extroverted racists would just assume you're also a racist too. And say the WORST things imaginable to you, thinking they're in a safe space.

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                    I think then the extroverted racists would just assume you're also a racist too. And say the WORST things imaginable to you, thinking they're in a safe space.

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                    Ew.

                    Although, I could just run away. Would it mean less people would talk to me?

                    Please note I am joking and don't actually intend on wearing a MAGA hat or an ICE vestment

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                      I think then the extroverted racists would just assume you're also a racist too. And say the WORST things imaginable to you, thinking they're in a safe space.

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                      This happens to me just because I'm a man with white skin who dresses country. I do love throwing them for a loop when it happens though.

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                        It was some distant relative of the person or something, I actually don't know who they are and I never ended up asking the friend because it seems kind of weird to be like, "hey who was that asshole at your mom's memorial?" - this was literally just a couple weeks ago so I feel like at best I should wait until it isn't as fresh.

                        Guy had a leg injury or something and walked with a cane and I allllllmost stole it.

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                        You shouldn't steal a cane from someone that needs it to walk. You should weaken its structural integrity, so he would fall after putting a lot of weight on it.

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                          So if I am an introvert, I should wear a MAGA hat and an ICE jacket?

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                          It worked for Larry David in Curb Your Enthusiasm. For a while...

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                          • notyou@sopuli.xyzN [email protected]

                            You shouldn't steal a cane from someone that needs it to walk. You should weaken its structural integrity, so he would fall after putting a lot of weight on it.

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                            You made my day with this comment.

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                              What moron would do that

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                              The type of moron who votes. That's who.

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                                In my family, talking about politics has gotten a lot easier as of late. Even the conservatives and moderates in the family can agree that Trump and Elon are dumb af.

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                                And they probably support them in private and vote along party lines still.

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                                  And they probably support them in private and vote along party lines still.

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                                  No, the conservatives just didn’t vote.

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                                  • zerocool@lemmy.caZ [email protected]
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                                    Just report him for impersonating an officer of the law (whatever law is left in the US, but it might work).

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                                      The type of moron who votes. That's who.

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                                      I'm smart, I didn't vote last year.

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                                        This happens to me just because I'm a man with white skin who dresses country. I do love throwing them for a loop when it happens though.

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                                        Same here, working on classic cars gives me the opportunity to take lots of money from old rich white guys. I donate to PBS, NPR, and On the Media with it.

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                                          Just report him for impersonating an officer of the law (whatever law is left in the US, but it might work).

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                                          Or report him to ICE

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