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Cousin Wearing MAGA Hat and Fake ICE Jacket Doesn’t Want to Talk About Politics At Memorial Day BBQ

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  • A [email protected]

    The type of moron who votes. That's who.

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    I'm smart, I didn't vote last year.

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    • schmoo@slrpnk.netS [email protected]

      This happens to me just because I'm a man with white skin who dresses country. I do love throwing them for a loop when it happens though.

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      Same here, working on classic cars gives me the opportunity to take lots of money from old rich white guys. I donate to PBS, NPR, and On the Media with it.

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      • T [email protected]

        Just report him for impersonating an officer of the law (whatever law is left in the US, but it might work).

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        Or report him to ICE

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        • T [email protected]

          Just report him for impersonating an officer of the law (whatever law is left in the US, but it might work).

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          that's not how it works tho unfortunately. you're allowed to dress up like an officer. it's about whether you impersonate one in other words, make people believe you are one. if simply dressing like a cop is illegal, the male stripper industry would collapse.

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          • F [email protected]

            So if I am an introvert, I should wear a MAGA hat and an ICE jacket?

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            It would only keep decent people away. Assholes would flock to you.

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            • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

              I'm smart, I didn't vote last year.

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              Then you're not smart.

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                Freedom of speech to them, like displaying political beliefs in a public setting, is always about forcing you to see/hear their bullshit while accusing you of trying to limit their “right” when you criticize and call out their bullshit.

                Freedom of speech is a one-way street for them.

                They kinda operate that way from top to bottom; whatever they can do to others to cause harm, they do their best to eliminate any recourse. US citizen deported? Sorry, we’ll throw the judge in jail who rules in your favor.

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                • samus12345@lemm.eeS [email protected]

                  It would only keep decent people away. Assholes would flock to you.

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                  What if I wear a transgender pride scarf

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                  • F [email protected]

                    What if I wear a transgender pride scarf

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                    Then you'd look like a trans for Trump person, making both sides hate you. That just might work! Although you're at risk for violence from Trumpistas.

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                    • samus12345@lemm.eeS [email protected]

                      Then you'd look like a trans for Trump person, making both sides hate you. That just might work! Although you're at risk for violence from Trumpistas.

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                      What if I carry a gun

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