I pause when you look away

[bizarroland@lemmy.world]

I like the first one and the last one, but I simply cannot make it through the two towers. I tried reading the book, and I had to give up, and it's one of the few books I've ever quit reading in my life.

Just the infinite rambling about the hills and the trees and the trees and the hills and the hills and the trees and they stop to eat and sing and then the hills and the trees and the trees and the hills, it makes my brain revolt and threaten to start throwing molotovs.

And the first three quarters of the movie was so boring to me that if my girlfriend at the time had not been there to make out with me in the drive in I would have lost it.