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I'd choose 4,5 & 9

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    I understood it as your strength being controllable (like you're used to). The happy pill kinda sounds like you couldn't

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    There might be a "super strength without durability is a curse" thing too but honestly a lot of these are obvious traps

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      Isn’t 8 that Jim Carrey movie?

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        1 would kill you pretty quickly. You physically need to be able to store fat from food, plus it sounds like it might just delete all the fat you have, which would kill you immediately.

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        It's also water store. You dehydrate very quickly without constantly drinking Gatorade. It'd have to be Gatorade or an equivalent for your body to absorb it fast enough. Or a saline IV.

        Hard to find now, but I've seen pictures of what people look like at extremely low (<4%) body fat. Every little detail in the muscle pops right out. It doesn't look attractive or healthy in any way.

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          Isn’t 8 that Jim Carrey movie?

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          Mfw when I watched it with my ex lmao

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            Mfw when I watched it with my ex lmao

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            #103

            The last movie me and my ex watched together was Synecdoche, NY which basically gave him permission to toss me out like an old newspaper, since he read the message of that film as “other people are interchangeable background characters in your life.”

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              That calls for a monkey's paw

              1. There's literally no more fat in your body. Your cells burst, you die immediately.
              2. You're not able to gain weight, but you still lose it. Every time you sweat, breathe out, go to the restroom - you lose weight. In a matter of month or two, you die from exhaustion.
              3. Now you can't buy groceries and really anything you want or need and are forever reliant on others to provide you with anything you didn't yourself produce.
              4. The height increase is achieved by all your organs instantly extending, causing internal injuries and disabilities and now many physical stresses can kill you.
              5. You're so strong you cannot adequately measure it, and have to be very careful not to break everything around you.
              6. You're always happy. You're never able to grieve, or reflect, or do anything. You've lost any reason to progress, or even really sustain yourself. You die in bliss on the streets.
              7. Followers are invading all of your personal life. They doxx you, follow you everywhere, try to document every moment of your existence. You cannot have peace and solitude ever again.
              8. You forgot your ex. You also forgot every good moment in your life you ever had together, and are left wondering what is that void in your brain. You will never know what happened. But someone, somewhere out there who is your ex will.
              9. Inflation came strong, and now everyone has millions upon millions of dollars. Too bad they're only worth a few rolls of toilet paper.
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              Oh definitely 1 then

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                That calls for a monkey's paw

                1. There's literally no more fat in your body. Your cells burst, you die immediately.
                2. You're not able to gain weight, but you still lose it. Every time you sweat, breathe out, go to the restroom - you lose weight. In a matter of month or two, you die from exhaustion.
                3. Now you can't buy groceries and really anything you want or need and are forever reliant on others to provide you with anything you didn't yourself produce.
                4. The height increase is achieved by all your organs instantly extending, causing internal injuries and disabilities and now many physical stresses can kill you.
                5. You're so strong you cannot adequately measure it, and have to be very careful not to break everything around you.
                6. You're always happy. You're never able to grieve, or reflect, or do anything. You've lost any reason to progress, or even really sustain yourself. You die in bliss on the streets.
                7. Followers are invading all of your personal life. They doxx you, follow you everywhere, try to document every moment of your existence. You cannot have peace and solitude ever again.
                8. You forgot your ex. You also forgot every good moment in your life you ever had together, and are left wondering what is that void in your brain. You will never know what happened. But someone, somewhere out there who is your ex will.
                9. Inflation came strong, and now everyone has millions upon millions of dollars. Too bad they're only worth a few rolls of toilet paper.
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                This is what I thought too when I read them, the last one (money) was the only one I didn't see any problems with. It made me think about the post about picking a superpower and the first comment was your side effect for using it but this was the other way around, pick your side effect haha

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                  Isn’t 8 that Jim Carrey movie?

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                  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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                    That calls for a monkey's paw

                    1. There's literally no more fat in your body. Your cells burst, you die immediately.
                    2. You're not able to gain weight, but you still lose it. Every time you sweat, breathe out, go to the restroom - you lose weight. In a matter of month or two, you die from exhaustion.
                    3. Now you can't buy groceries and really anything you want or need and are forever reliant on others to provide you with anything you didn't yourself produce.
                    4. The height increase is achieved by all your organs instantly extending, causing internal injuries and disabilities and now many physical stresses can kill you.
                    5. You're so strong you cannot adequately measure it, and have to be very careful not to break everything around you.
                    6. You're always happy. You're never able to grieve, or reflect, or do anything. You've lost any reason to progress, or even really sustain yourself. You die in bliss on the streets.
                    7. Followers are invading all of your personal life. They doxx you, follow you everywhere, try to document every moment of your existence. You cannot have peace and solitude ever again.
                    8. You forgot your ex. You also forgot every good moment in your life you ever had together, and are left wondering what is that void in your brain. You will never know what happened. But someone, somewhere out there who is your ex will.
                    9. Inflation came strong, and now everyone has millions upon millions of dollars. Too bad they're only worth a few rolls of toilet paper.
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                    There are people who cannot grow or simply don't have any fat cells. It's a surprisingly debilitating condition, but you don't immediately die from it.

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                      2, 6 and 9.

                      9 would go towards building affordable housing in my area, which would make 6 happen.

                      2 just 'cause.

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                        2, 6 and 9.

                        9 would go towards building affordable housing in my area, which would make 6 happen.

                        2 just 'cause.

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                        2 is slow death. Body always losing weight and you will no longer get it

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                          2, 6 and 9.

                          9 would go towards building affordable housing in my area, which would make 6 happen.

                          2 just 'cause.

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                          You loved one dies, you feel happy. You are in logical despair but can't feel it.

                          I'll pass

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                            2, 6 and 9.

                            9 would go towards building affordable housing in my area, which would make 6 happen.

                            2 just 'cause.

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                            #2 is straight up torture. No matter how much you eat, you cannot stop losing weight. Your body no longer retains nutrients as it passes right through you

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                              Everyone's going to pick 9, right?

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                              You are now a proud citizen of Zimbabwe, you own trillions of useless bills.

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                                You loved one dies, you feel happy. You are in logical despair but can't feel it.

                                I'll pass

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                                What number is that?

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                                  You are now a proud citizen of Zimbabwe, you own trillions of useless bills.

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                                  Still better than none

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                                    #115

                                    Easy: 3x Pill No. 9 please.

                                    One for me (depends on what "a Lot of Money" means), and the other two i will use to either:
                                    a) give to Close Friends and/or Family
                                    B) a complete Stranger from the streets
                                    C) keep in storage for my Offspring when they are in a Pinch of losing the family wealth that i built

                                    No one says you gonna take the pills you Pick. Certainly that way you could also Take 2x No. 1 for your worst enemies (or CEOs)

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                                      #2 is straight up torture. No matter how much you eat, you cannot stop losing weight. Your body no longer retains nutrients as it passes right through you

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                                      It says you can't gain weight. I'm already overweight, and about max for what I can be to keep my job (military) and not totally break down. So if "can't gain weight" means this is my max weight and no matter what I do I can't go past it, that makes a comfortable hard stop for future efforts toward dieting.

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                                        I only want 5 and 9.

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                                          #2 is straight up torture. No matter how much you eat, you cannot stop losing weight. Your body no longer retains nutrients as it passes right through you

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                                          Depends on if the descriptions are jackass genie rules or not. If it's being genuine, it means you won't gain any excess weight beyond what's healthy. 1 and 3 seem like descriptions ripe for abuse as well.

                                          1: Thinner!

                                          3: You can no longer get things you need because you are unable to shop.

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