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I'd choose 4,5 & 9

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  • pudutr0n@feddit.clP [email protected]

    Only need 6.

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    Ah, the simple bare necessities!

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      I need a buzzfeed quiz to determine this

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        1 & 2 are the same pill, unless 2 also stops you from putting on muscle mass which would be a real negative. In the same vein, "no more fat" taken too literally will just kill you, as humans need at least 4-5% body fat to live.

        If you read them kindly "dont gain weight from eating" means you will burn fat just day to day, eventually hitting equilibrium. "No more fat" means you won't gain fat, so you can just eat excessively and youre at equilibrium. Neither affects you at a calorie deficit, and both do the same thing at a calorie surplus.

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        I prefer being the monkey paw in these scenarios. Way more fun and you can be creative.

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          Ah, the simple bare necessities!

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          Yep. No need for anything else really.

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            With 5, 7 and 9 I could start a cult.

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              2-5-9 are the only ones that make sense. Unless you're like, currently obese.

              Stop shopping? How will that benefit you, does that mean you're locked out of getting new stuff forever? I don't care if I'm 5cm taller, 6 seems like some kind of fucked up curse because it could limit your emotional spectrum.

              Fame can kind of suck, and I don't have any ex lovers...

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                Revenge of the MonkeyPaw:

                1 you are allergic to eating fat and can no longer eat any fat whatsoever.

                2 your body has lost its ability to process nutrients, making you starve to death.

                3 you’re banned from every store on earth.

                4 only your neck gets 5cm longer.

                5 but only in your dreams.

                6 you can not feel anything but happiness - no pain, anger, sadness, nothing but joy.

                7 and you’re awaiting your trial as you’re a KKK NeoNazi kult leader.

                8 you get Alzheimer’s disease.

                9 but you cannot access it because the government froze your account due to being investigated in a money laundering scheme.

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                Ah yes my favourite trend of monkey paw: removing the fking benefit instead of giving side effects, while making things worse

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                  1 & 2 are the same pill, unless 2 also stops you from putting on muscle mass which would be a real negative. In the same vein, "no more fat" taken too literally will just kill you, as humans need at least 4-5% body fat to live.

                  If you read them kindly "dont gain weight from eating" means you will burn fat just day to day, eventually hitting equilibrium. "No more fat" means you won't gain fat, so you can just eat excessively and youre at equilibrium. Neither affects you at a calorie deficit, and both do the same thing at a calorie surplus.

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                  Super strong likely means mass and/or density, which means more calories needed to maintain. Unless it's some magic. Either way, that and money means you can eat until you're happy. The only two pills I'd want out of those given.

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                    No more fat? Like, for me or for the entire world? Because that’s terrifying either way. I’d die within minutes in either case.

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                      1 & 2 are the same pill, unless 2 also stops you from putting on muscle mass which would be a real negative. In the same vein, "no more fat" taken too literally will just kill you, as humans need at least 4-5% body fat to live.

                      If you read them kindly "dont gain weight from eating" means you will burn fat just day to day, eventually hitting equilibrium. "No more fat" means you won't gain fat, so you can just eat excessively and youre at equilibrium. Neither affects you at a calorie deficit, and both do the same thing at a calorie surplus.

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                      1 and 2 are definitely not the same

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                        I think 5 and 9.

                        i don't really want the rest.

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                        Agreed, those are my only two choices as well.

                        • I feel like the first two are basically the same thing and are also asking for a monkey's paw sort of scenario to happen.

                        • I don't want to stop shopping because there are things I want that can't be obtained for free.

                        • I'm not the tallest, but I don't feel any particular need to be any taller.

                        • I don't want my emotions regulated to always be happy, because then you basically never truly are.

                        • Followers are overrated and creepy.

                        • And I'd never want to forget an ex because I'd end up losing a lot of good memories in the process.

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                          I think 5 and 9.

                          i don't really want the rest.

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                          5 only says you gain strength, controlling it may be a difficult task

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                            Ah yes my favourite trend of monkey paw: removing the fking benefit instead of giving side effects, while making things worse

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                            Oh, right! The monkey paw does it to someone else most of the time, like "you get the money but someone else dies and the money is compensation or inheritance"

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                              That is by far the shittiest version of the "which pill/superpower/xyz ?" that I've seen.

                              "No more fat", "Have many followers" and fucking "Increase 5cm height" nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.

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                                5 and 9 pretty op compared to others so most people will choose that. From the others i guess and extra 5cm never hurts so im going with the same as op.

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                                  If you choose 6, your life will be like that of Sam the Slug.

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                                  • freshlight@sh.itjust.worksF [email protected]

                                    That is by far the shittiest version of the "which pill/superpower/xyz ?" that I've seen.

                                    "No more fat", "Have many followers" and fucking "Increase 5cm height" nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.

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                                    I think "many followers" means being famous?

                                    And the "increase 5cm" has a strategic new line. I thought for about 0.3 seconds that a rude had snuck in.

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                                      1 & 2 are the same pill, unless 2 also stops you from putting on muscle mass which would be a real negative. In the same vein, "no more fat" taken too literally will just kill you, as humans need at least 4-5% body fat to live.

                                      If you read them kindly "dont gain weight from eating" means you will burn fat just day to day, eventually hitting equilibrium. "No more fat" means you won't gain fat, so you can just eat excessively and youre at equilibrium. Neither affects you at a calorie deficit, and both do the same thing at a calorie surplus.

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                                      The way 2. is written is basically a death sentence.

                                      What they presumably meant is "never exceed your ideal weight no matter how much you eat"

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                                      • freshlight@sh.itjust.worksF [email protected]

                                        That is by far the shittiest version of the "which pill/superpower/xyz ?" that I've seen.

                                        "No more fat", "Have many followers" and fucking "Increase 5cm height" nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.

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                                        Yeah what does even "no more fat" means? You can't eat fat any more? Or all the fat is removed from you (which would kill you)?

                                        Also, get me a -5cm height for my 198cm, that would be perfect.

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                                          1. As long as i can stop smiling at funerals. I'm not unhappy but more is better.

                                          Then 4. 5. Or 9. Are my options.

                                          I'll probably take 9. I have enough money today but I've been disciplined with my spending my entire life. It's just something that I can stop thinking about.

                                          1. Or 5. Would just be vanity, but if I'm happy I don't really see the problem. Maybe 2. So I don't have to think about that either.
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