I'd choose 4,5 & 9
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1 & 2 are the same pill, unless 2 also stops you from putting on muscle mass which would be a real negative. In the same vein, "no more fat" taken too literally will just kill you, as humans need at least 4-5% body fat to live.
If you read them kindly "dont gain weight from eating" means you will burn fat just day to day, eventually hitting equilibrium. "No more fat" means you won't gain fat, so you can just eat excessively and youre at equilibrium. Neither affects you at a calorie deficit, and both do the same thing at a calorie surplus.
1 and 2 are definitely not the same
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I think 5 and 9.
i don't really want the rest.
Agreed, those are my only two choices as well.
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I feel like the first two are basically the same thing and are also asking for a monkey's paw sort of scenario to happen.
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I don't want to stop shopping because there are things I want that can't be obtained for free.
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I'm not the tallest, but I don't feel any particular need to be any taller.
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I don't want my emotions regulated to always be happy, because then you basically never truly are.
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Followers are overrated and creepy.
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And I'd never want to forget an ex because I'd end up losing a lot of good memories in the process.
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I think 5 and 9.
i don't really want the rest.
5 only says you gain strength, controlling it may be a difficult task
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Ah yes my favourite trend of monkey paw: removing the fking benefit instead of giving side effects, while making things worse
Oh, right! The monkey paw does it to someone else most of the time, like "you get the money but someone else dies and the money is compensation or inheritance"
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That is by far the shittiest version of the "which pill/superpower/xyz ?" that I've seen.
"No more fat", "Have many followers" and fucking "Increase 5cm height" nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.
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5 and 9 pretty op compared to others so most people will choose that. From the others i guess and extra 5cm never hurts so im going with the same as op.
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If you choose 6, your life will be like that of Sam the Slug.
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That is by far the shittiest version of the "which pill/superpower/xyz ?" that I've seen.
"No more fat", "Have many followers" and fucking "Increase 5cm height" nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.
I think "many followers" means being famous?
And the "increase 5cm" has a strategic new line. I thought for about 0.3 seconds that a rude had snuck in.
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1 & 2 are the same pill, unless 2 also stops you from putting on muscle mass which would be a real negative. In the same vein, "no more fat" taken too literally will just kill you, as humans need at least 4-5% body fat to live.
If you read them kindly "dont gain weight from eating" means you will burn fat just day to day, eventually hitting equilibrium. "No more fat" means you won't gain fat, so you can just eat excessively and youre at equilibrium. Neither affects you at a calorie deficit, and both do the same thing at a calorie surplus.
The way 2. is written is basically a death sentence.
What they presumably meant is "never exceed your ideal weight no matter how much you eat"
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That is by far the shittiest version of the "which pill/superpower/xyz ?" that I've seen.
"No more fat", "Have many followers" and fucking "Increase 5cm height" nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.
Yeah what does even "no more fat" means? You can't eat fat any more? Or all the fat is removed from you (which would kill you)?
Also, get me a -5cm height for my 198cm, that would be perfect.
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- As long as i can stop smiling at funerals. I'm not unhappy but more is better.
Then 4. 5. Or 9. Are my options.
I'll probably take 9. I have enough money today but I've been disciplined with my spending my entire life. It's just something that I can stop thinking about.
- Or 5. Would just be vanity, but if I'm happy I don't really see the problem. Maybe 2. So I don't have to think about that either.
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5, 7 and 9 so I can start a revolution. I've made my peace with the fact that most people follow, live and die for people, not ideals and values (only the leaders do, and when they don't it all collapses), might as well play my role with my new superpowers, lol.
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After 9 the 6 is bundled in for free
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Super strong. Always happy. A lot of money.
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5/9/7
Get followers and then ask each one for $1 and tell them to do it monthly to support the greater good.
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feels like a trap, once you burn through all your fat you'll be impossibly unhealthy
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is a trap too, if you stop gaining weight from eating then you might trap yourself in the same situation as above
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unless you hunt for food, bad idea
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decent option, but it doesn't mention if there's any pain during the growth period
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good option, as long as you have control over your strength
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very bad option, sounds nice but you will go insane
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doesn't say if online or IRL, having many followers IRL is not desirable
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dangerous, erasing any meaningful memories is dangerous
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the only good option with no consequences i can think of. i'll take 3 of those
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feels like a trap, once you burn through all your fat you'll be impossibly unhealthy
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is a trap too, if you stop gaining weight from eating then you might trap yourself in the same situation as above
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unless you hunt for food, bad idea
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decent option, but it doesn't mention if there's any pain during the growth period
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good option, as long as you have control over your strength
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very bad option, sounds nice but you will go insane
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doesn't say if online or IRL, having many followers IRL is not desirable
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dangerous, erasing any meaningful memories is dangerous
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the only good option with no consequences i can think of. i'll take 3 of those
Mostly agree, easily can reduce it down to 4,5 modulo fine print. I don't agree with the last if a lot of money means billions and if you want to keep it all for yourself. Wanting to own billions is a mental disease imo.
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Hit me with the 159, chef.
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I think "many followers" means being famous?
And the "increase 5cm" has a strategic new line. I thought for about 0.3 seconds that a rude had snuck in.
No, many followers really means that. It also implies that you'll need a much larger bathroom.
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Mostly agree, easily can reduce it down to 4,5 modulo fine print. I don't agree with the last if a lot of money means billions and if you want to keep it all for yourself. Wanting to own billions is a mental disease imo.
In somewhat of the spirit of the IRL followers. Getting millions of coins dumped on your head is also not preferable.
