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I'd choose 4,5 & 9

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    5, 7 and 9 so I can start a revolution. I've made my peace with the fact that most people follow, live and die for people, not ideals and values (only the leaders do, and when they don't it all collapses), might as well play my role with my new superpowers, lol.

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      After 9 the 6 is bundled in for free

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        Super strong. Always happy. A lot of money.

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          5/9/7

          Get followers and then ask each one for $1 and tell them to do it monthly to support the greater good.

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            #34
            1. feels like a trap, once you burn through all your fat you'll be impossibly unhealthy

            2. is a trap too, if you stop gaining weight from eating then you might trap yourself in the same situation as above

            3. unless you hunt for food, bad idea

            4. decent option, but it doesn't mention if there's any pain during the growth period

            5. good option, as long as you have control over your strength

            6. very bad option, sounds nice but you will go insane

            7. doesn't say if online or IRL, having many followers IRL is not desirable

            8. dangerous, erasing any meaningful memories is dangerous

            9. the only good option with no consequences i can think of. i'll take 3 of those

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              1. feels like a trap, once you burn through all your fat you'll be impossibly unhealthy

              2. is a trap too, if you stop gaining weight from eating then you might trap yourself in the same situation as above

              3. unless you hunt for food, bad idea

              4. decent option, but it doesn't mention if there's any pain during the growth period

              5. good option, as long as you have control over your strength

              6. very bad option, sounds nice but you will go insane

              7. doesn't say if online or IRL, having many followers IRL is not desirable

              8. dangerous, erasing any meaningful memories is dangerous

              9. the only good option with no consequences i can think of. i'll take 3 of those

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              Mostly agree, easily can reduce it down to 4,5 modulo fine print. I don't agree with the last if a lot of money means billions and if you want to keep it all for yourself. Wanting to own billions is a mental disease imo.

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                Hit me with the 159, chef.

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                  I think "many followers" means being famous?

                  And the "increase 5cm" has a strategic new line. I thought for about 0.3 seconds that a rude had snuck in.

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                  No, many followers really means that. It also implies that you'll need a much larger bathroom.

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                    Mostly agree, easily can reduce it down to 4,5 modulo fine print. I don't agree with the last if a lot of money means billions and if you want to keep it all for yourself. Wanting to own billions is a mental disease imo.

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                    In somewhat of the spirit of the IRL followers. Getting millions of coins dumped on your head is also not preferable.

                    Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saj7b5C6TCM

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                      If you choose 6, your life will be like that of Sam the Slug.

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                      I thought it'd be more like in general. Like you're happy with your overall life situation, even if you still get sad occasionally.

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                        5,6,9. Already have 1,2

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                        • iavicenna@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                          Mostly agree, easily can reduce it down to 4,5 modulo fine print. I don't agree with the last if a lot of money means billions and if you want to keep it all for yourself. Wanting to own billions is a mental disease imo.

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                          oh nah lol, i'd just keep a decent amount of money to live comfortably + bit extra for the occasional adhd "new hobby" shopping spree. if "a lot" means billions, the majority of it i'd most likely donate to charities or give away to friends and random people, i have no desire to hoard wealth

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                            Stop shopping??? Dafuq

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                              I thought it'd be more like in general. Like you're happy with your overall life situation, even if you still get sad occasionally.

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                              monkey’s paw curls

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                                Stop shopping??? Dafuq

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                                No more shopping for groceries, you have to forage in the woods from here on out

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                                  2 and 9, keep the change

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                                    1, 5, 9

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                                      1. feels like a trap, once you burn through all your fat you'll be impossibly unhealthy

                                      2. is a trap too, if you stop gaining weight from eating then you might trap yourself in the same situation as above

                                      3. unless you hunt for food, bad idea

                                      4. decent option, but it doesn't mention if there's any pain during the growth period

                                      5. good option, as long as you have control over your strength

                                      6. very bad option, sounds nice but you will go insane

                                      7. doesn't say if online or IRL, having many followers IRL is not desirable

                                      8. dangerous, erasing any meaningful memories is dangerous

                                      9. the only good option with no consequences i can think of. i'll take 3 of those

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                                      Bro sat here and broke down each option 😭 love it

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                                        2, 5, 9.

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                                          Holy shit you weren't supposed to take all 9!

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