I'd choose 4,5 & 9
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2 and 9, keep the change
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1, 5, 9
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feels like a trap, once you burn through all your fat you'll be impossibly unhealthy
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is a trap too, if you stop gaining weight from eating then you might trap yourself in the same situation as above
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unless you hunt for food, bad idea
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decent option, but it doesn't mention if there's any pain during the growth period
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good option, as long as you have control over your strength
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very bad option, sounds nice but you will go insane
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doesn't say if online or IRL, having many followers IRL is not desirable
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dangerous, erasing any meaningful memories is dangerous
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the only good option with no consequences i can think of. i'll take 3 of those
Bro sat here and broke down each option
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2, 5, 9.
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Holy shit you weren't supposed to take all 9!
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I'll take the 6th, 3 times, intravenous
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Yeah what does even "no more fat" means? You can't eat fat any more? Or all the fat is removed from you (which would kill you)?
Also, get me a -5cm height for my 198cm, that would be perfect.
It means that all your hard drives would be converted to NTFS from FAT32
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Well, 6 is just learning disability and 9 is a missing moral compass.
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feels like a trap, once you burn through all your fat you'll be impossibly unhealthy
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is a trap too, if you stop gaining weight from eating then you might trap yourself in the same situation as above
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unless you hunt for food, bad idea
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decent option, but it doesn't mention if there's any pain during the growth period
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good option, as long as you have control over your strength
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very bad option, sounds nice but you will go insane
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doesn't say if online or IRL, having many followers IRL is not desirable
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dangerous, erasing any meaningful memories is dangerous
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the only good option with no consequences i can think of. i'll take 3 of those
Except how do people generally get money from taking pills? Hint: it's not often because they are happy with the results.
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Number six when something bad happens:
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Except how do people generally get money from taking pills? Hint: it's not often because they are happy with the results.
i don't think a pill can give you more followers either (not without first setting up a cult and/or a drug enterprise)
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5,6,9 only ones that really make a big difference in the grand scheme of things.
Being super strong would mean you’d likely end up doing a lot of physical activity for yourself and others, but it would also mean that your resting metabolism is significantly higher than baseline which handily takes care of the fat/weight problem.
Being taller would be fine I guess but, and I say this as a woman in the bottom 25% in height, it wouldn’t actually make any substantial difference in life, beyond being able to touch the floor in a standard chair.
Having a lot of money takes care of shopping without stopping it, As well as the followers thing (rich people are often famous, and if not they can dump some money into something to make them famous if they want) and I feel being happy over-rides forgetting your ex, cuz you wouldn’t feel bad about it.
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Well, 6 is just learning disability and 9 is a missing moral compass.
Depression is a learning disability?
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Depression is a learning disability?
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Happiness is. Edit: Just accept being sad is fine or fix this shitty society.
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I think 5 and 9.
i don't really want the rest.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]5 could monkey’s paw kill you like most of the rest of these. I think 4, 8, and 9 are your best bet if you have to pick 3 and you want to survive in a non-terrifying way.
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2 and 9, keep the change
Why not throw in 5 for ease of life. Washer died, can carry it to the curb with ease and not have to ever bother someone else. I realize you can just hire people but I feel like super strength is ultimately just a lazy perk, and damn I'm lazy. Back hurts from playing with your kids, psh, they way about the same as a penny, wouldnt even need to think about it.
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All you need is 6, the rest are just things you hope will make you happy.
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5, 6, 9. Come on now.
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1 already covers 2, and I have enough of 6. Happy all the time would probably turn me into an even lazier person. A little concern now and then keeps me engaged with the world.
1, 5, 9. Health, strength, $$$$$.
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1 already covers 2, and I have enough of 6. Happy all the time would probably turn me into an even lazier person. A little concern now and then keeps me engaged with the world.
1, 5, 9. Health, strength, $$$$$.
1 kills you because you need some fat to live
