I'd choose 4,5 & 9
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2 and 9, keep the change
Food brings me joy and money brings me food, need nothing else in life.
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2 would eventually kill you, just more slowly than 1. Unless you never forget to eat and are always able to.
How. Two is just don’t gain weight. It doesn’t say anything about losing weight or about healthy nutrition. For those of us with a tendency to gain, this is all positive.
My most pressing health concern under my control is my weight. As an adult already overweight, I would be very happy to at least never weigh more than I do now
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2, 6, 9. Health, happiness, comfortable life.
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4, 5, 9.
4 because while the process might be painful, aside from the process it's not an extreme change. And because I needed to pick 3 and only 3 options.
5 because that super strength would certainly come in handy if it's controllable. It would suck if everything gets absolutely crushed by accident the moment you attempt to interact with it.
9 because why the hell not. You can't be happy all the time, and the rest of the options seem to be a net negative. So at least being able to live comfortably or account for #5 would be okay
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Noy choosing 5 and 6 is plain stupid. While always being happy probably means some social issues, these can be mitigated by learning to fake sadness. And super strength is obviously super useful.
I'm assuming this isn't a genie moment where super strength means you destroy everything because you don't control it or whatever.
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2, 5, 9
I would be so happy.
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9 thrice
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9,9,6 with lots of money causes sadness
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That is by far the shittiest version of the "which pill/superpower/xyz ?" that I've seen.
"No more fat", "Have many followers" and fucking "Increase 5cm height" nearly gave me an aneurysm. This meme is a good pick for the community.
Hey now... I'd totally take the extra 5cm. Maybe 15cm.
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5, 6, 9.
I would take 5 as "emotional/mentally" -
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#4 three times. The rest seem fleeting (money) or attainable through hard work (strength). Unlike others in these comments, I think being happy constantly would be its own type of hell.
But being tall is like being attractive. It is life on easy mode. As a slightly-less-than-average-height person an extra 6 inches would probably be the most permanent, positive impact any of these would have.
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After 9 you can just buy all the others or the process described
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I choose 5 and 9. I really have no interest in any of the others.
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5, 6, 9.
I would take 5 as "emotional/mentally"My issue with 6 is that it feels like a monkey paw. There are times we shouldn't be happy, like tragedies happening to others, deaths ,etc. While being overall happy in life sounds great, always happy sounds like a cognitive issue.
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How. Two is just don’t gain weight. It doesn’t say anything about losing weight or about healthy nutrition. For those of us with a tendency to gain, this is all positive.
My most pressing health concern under my control is my weight. As an adult already overweight, I would be very happy to at least never weigh more than I do now
Check your weight in the morning then later in the day. It always fluctuates, with your overnight fast/ not drinking water making you lose some weight if you couldn't gain any but could still lose weight, you'd eventually wither away.
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2, 5, and 9 for me
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Hey now... I'd totally take the extra 5cm. Maybe 15cm.
I would, too. It's just....
At least write something like "increase own height by 5cm". -
It means that all your hard drives would be converted to NTFS from FAT32
I thought this was Linux land, surely it’d be ZFS no?
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2,5 & 9. Plus money always makes me happy so I get 6 for free.
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if i chose six, i wouldnt need any of the others.