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I'd choose 4,5 & 9

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    1. Just 9.
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      5, 6 & 9

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        1 kills you because you need some fat to live

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        Dang it!!! Ahhhhh! I can't store fat-soluble nutrients anymore! Ahhhhhhh

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          5, 6 & 9

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          The only way

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            I'd pick 9, 9, 9

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              1 would kill you pretty quickly. You physically need to be able to store fat from food, plus it sounds like it might just delete all the fat you have, which would kill you immediately.

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              I understood it as no excess fat. So maybe 5% but no less.

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                I understood it as no excess fat. So maybe 5% but no less.

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                Yeah a lot of this depends on whether it's a monkey paw situation but as is the question isn't what you want, it's what the pill literally says it does.

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                  It says you can't gain weight. I'm already overweight, and about max for what I can be to keep my job (military) and not totally break down. So if "can't gain weight" means this is my max weight and no matter what I do I can't go past it, that makes a comfortable hard stop for future efforts toward dieting.

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                  I see it from a biological perspective. Weight gain is derived from absorption of nutrients. You gain and lose weight all the time. As soon as your intestines no longer hold food you are no longer absorbing nutrients and therefore are losing weight from just existing.

                  I cannot argue with your interpretation of a made up magical pill. I just see it from another perspective.

                  Perhaps you would enjoy the no fat pill more since that's how the body store excess energy.

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                    Depends on if the descriptions are jackass genie rules or not. If it's being genuine, it means you won't gain any excess weight beyond what's healthy. 1 and 3 seem like descriptions ripe for abuse as well.

                    1: Thinner!

                    3: You can no longer get things you need because you are unable to shop.

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                    Excess weight is literally fat. That is how the body stores excess energy.

                    Not sure if you can live without any fat or not. Would have to look into it.

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                      Excess weight is literally fat. That is how the body stores excess energy.

                      Not sure if you can live without any fat or not. Would have to look into it.

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                      excess weight beyond what’s healthy

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                        excess weight beyond what’s healthy

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                        Yes I read it the first time. It's such a wild undefineable description that differs from person to person, even from environment to environment.

                        But you interpret the magical pill how you want. And I'll interpret it how I see fit. Deal?

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                          Yes I read it the first time. It's such a wild undefineable description that differs from person to person, even from environment to environment.

                          But you interpret the magical pill how you want. And I'll interpret it how I see fit. Deal?

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                          It’s such a wild undefinable description that differs from person to person, even from environment to environment.

                          Yes, that's why it's a magic pill. I already interpreted it two different ways - if it's granting the "wish" in the spirit of the clear intent from the phrasing, it won't be harmful, but if it's being literal, you're gonna die.

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                            It’s such a wild undefinable description that differs from person to person, even from environment to environment.

                            Yes, that's why it's a magic pill. I already interpreted it two different ways - if it's granting the "wish" in the spirit of the clear intent from the phrasing, it won't be harmful, but if it's being literal, you're gonna die.

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                            "Clear intent from the phrasing"

                            How is "no more gain weight" clear with intent

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                              "Clear intent from the phrasing"

                              How is "no more gain weight" clear with intent

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                              Okay, not just phrasing, but the overall presentation. Because these pills are presented as desirable things that you can only pick 3 of, it would make no sense for any of them to be negative.

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                                Okay, not just phrasing, but the overall presentation. Because these pills are presented as desirable things that you can only pick 3 of, it would make no sense for any of them to be negative.

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                                Desirable is another incredibly subjective thing don't you think?

                                Most of these doesn't sound desirable at all to me.

                                You consider them desirable because you imagine their effect as something positive.

                                So I wouldn't say they're presented as desirable and positive as much as you want them to be.

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                                  Desirable is another incredibly subjective thing don't you think?

                                  Most of these doesn't sound desirable at all to me.

                                  You consider them desirable because you imagine their effect as something positive.

                                  So I wouldn't say they're presented as desirable and positive as much as you want them to be.

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                                  If the effects aren't intended to be positive, why is it asking you to choose "only 3"? You can decide they're not positive to you, but they're clearly intended to be.

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                                    If the effects aren't intended to be positive, why is it asking you to choose "only 3"? You can decide they're not positive to you, but they're clearly intended to be.

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                                    Why do people play "would you rather?" Why do people play "marry, fuck, kill"?

                                    It's fun to mix and pick options and see what others would do.

                                    If the game was "you get all positive and negative things ever in existence" well, that just wouldn't be very interesting now would it?

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