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Confirmation that you are a loser at everything

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    The fuck? It's all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should've factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I'd be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up... but that's nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can't fix! 😅

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      I’m spending too much time here

      https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/46847228

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        Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!

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          how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?

          That's their whole promise!

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            how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?

            That's their whole promise!

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            Take it easy Lionel Hutz.

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              John Pinette:

              “You no come here any more! You scare my wife!”

              https://youtu.be/oRo6DCvJWIU?t=149

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              A true legend. His bit about getting out of the line kills me every time.

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                Take it easy Lionel Hutz.

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                https://youtu.be/CqT-AvswCZo

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                  The fuck? It's all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should've factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I'd be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up... but that's nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can't fix! 😅

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                  Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it's probably more for wasting food than eating too much.

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                    Take it easy Lionel Hutz.

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                    Look, it's not "all you can eat." It's "all you can eat."

                    "You" is not the subject noun, it's "all." You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.

                    I rest my case.

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                      Assuming this is real (and I doubt that it is) it's probably more for wasting food than eating too much.

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                      The bottom of the card is real, but it isn’t from a Chinese buffet. This card is from a bar.

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                        Look, it's not "all you can eat." It's "all you can eat."

                        "You" is not the subject noun, it's "all." You refers to the group of people. The buffet is open to the public, and any paying member of the public may eat. Your honor, the phrase has been misinterpreted all along. It was never about allowing any one person to eat until they no longer can, but about allowing any paying customer to eat the food offered at the buffet.

                        I rest my case.

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                        I'm not going to argue this, but no.

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                          The fuck? It's all you can eat for X dollars and I paid the fare, you should've factored fat fucks into your profit margins! I'd be so mad my murderous instincts would start creeping up... but that's nothing a couple of dumplings and cheap Napolitan ice-cream can't fix! 😅

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                          The technical term is “Verizon unlimited”

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                            I would not go quietly. After receiving this note, I would go full Mr. Creosote.

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                              I would not go quietly. After receiving this note, I would go full Mr. Creosote.

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                              do not go gentle into that good night

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                                I’m spending too much time here

                                https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/46847228

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                                Same lol, I also remembered this post and searched their profile for it

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                                  The sign said all you can eat!

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                                    how can you get cutoff at an all-you-can-eat?

                                    That's their whole promise!

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                                    A lot of them are a all you can eat on a 3 hour window. So cut off is logical

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                                      Gentlemen this is democracy manifest!

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                                      Don't touch my penis!

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                                        Becoming so powerful that an entire buffet fears your presence is cool actually. Eat the card and hold your ground.

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                                        eat the ground

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