Respect your elders
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Genesis' Carpet Crawlers (lyrics) wants a word.
One of the most graphically sexual songs I've ever heard. The only other contender is literally about pet play.
Edit: the Carpet Crawlers are literally sperm. People never believe me until I start breaking it down, and then they're like, "holy fuck, how did they get away with this?"
wrote on last edited by [email protected]The only other contender is literally about pet play.
I need more music like this, about this.
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FWIW classic rock often wasn't just about sex - it was about sex with 14-year-old girls. And often the same 14-year-old girl.
Nothing, however, can possibly top Steven Tyler of Aerosmith becoming the legal guardian of the underage girl he was fucking so he could bring her on tour with him.
Wasn't that Ted Nugent?
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Wasn't that Ted Nugent?
I dunno, maybe Nugent did it, too. He's not exactly an original.
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More than you'd expect I imagine. Lots of blues.
Aerosmith is outright gone (probably for the best. They cant make it through a single song without talking about it)
Aerosmith isn't classic . . . goddammit.
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Sea shanties are all made up by some rich assholes in white gloves sitting on their red baobab chairs
Helen Creighton rolls in her grave a little bit
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You might also like Folsom Prison Blues Johnny Cash Cocaine Blues Billy Strings & Don Julin loml Taylor Swift Into the courtroom, my trial began Where I was handled by twelve honest men Just before that jury started out I saw that little judge commence to look about
I was skimming your comment and this part look exactly like some autogenerated SEO bullshit.
The issue is markdown - to get a proper new line, you need to put two spaces a the end. Alternatively you can just press enter twice, but that obviously creates double spacing, which comes with its own readability issues. And the last solution would be to put all the lyrics into a code block, but that's pretty excessive.
I was skimming your comment and this part look exactly like some autogenerated SEO bullshit.
My assumption was they copied and pasted from a lyrics website without checking and got a mid page ad in the process.
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"I wanna fuck you like an animal ♫ ♪ ♬"
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1969 Salsa classic - JIMMY SABATER, SALCHICHAS CON HUEVOS
All about giving some woman "sausage with eggs".
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I was skimming your comment and this part look exactly like some autogenerated SEO bullshit.
My assumption was they copied and pasted from a lyrics website without checking and got a mid page ad in the process.
that's exactly what happened. i replied to someone else about it, but i guess i didn't explicitly say that's why i thought it was funny.
