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      It would appear by the graph that you likely shit at least twice, maybe three times before getting home.

      Hope your pants are clean...

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        It would appear by the graph that you likely shit at least twice, maybe three times before getting home.

        Hope your pants are clean...

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        Nah that's relief that they're almost home and then panic because they let themselves have that moment of relaxation which made that last little bit a true fight to keep it together

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          Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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            😬Me leaving a toilet on the side of the road for someone to pickup.

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              Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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              Rainbolt probably could tell ya.

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                The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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                  The color getting very red as they arrive is so accurate, where it gets even more unbearable as your body senses the toilet is close.

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                  Ah returnee's release.

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                    Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                    Out Of Poop

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                      Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                      object-oriented programmer?

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                        It would appear by the graph that you likely shit at least twice, maybe three times before getting home.

                        Hope your pants are clean...

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                        Got some good distance on at least one too.

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                          Got some good distance on at least one too.

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                          Plot twist: That last 180⁰ turn, yeah they probably shit in their back yard and went home not wearing any pants...

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                            Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                            Plot twist: he's a burglar who has anxiety shits, this was one of his recent marks where things were prarie doggin. See how they enter from the side of the house? When god makes you shit your pants, he opens a window.

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                              That colored line is not the heart rate. It's the walking speed.

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                                I love the calm before the storm.

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                                  Idk if OP is OOP, but im pretty sure someone could fairly easily script something to find the place on earth that has this exact street + building pattern. Especially with the barber/hairdresser to narrow down the search more.

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                                  Rainbolt could probably find a street view image of the window to OP'S toilet by looking at this map lol

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                                    long walk
                                    1.71 miles

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                                      long walk
                                      1.71 miles

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                                      when you need to shit, even a few hundred metres is a long walk.

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                                        object-oriented programmer?

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                                        Original Original Poster. It means the person who had to poop.

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                                          Out Of Poop

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                                          Out Of Paper, toilet

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