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    Sometimes, getting laid is the best thing for your mental health. She's not a prostitute she's a mental health care provider.

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      Emotional support prostitute. I have a prescription.

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        Sir, that's my wife, and you're calling my wife a whore.

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          We're hearing it was a sick ostrich.

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            Not if I film it.

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              Sometimes, getting laid is the best thing for your mental health. She's not a prostitute she's a mental health care provider.

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              She told me to quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

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                I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said "Whore", I'd grab for his service weapon.

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                  First of all, she is a emotional support natural intelligence robot.

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                    I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said "Whore", I'd grab for his service weapon.

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                    What if he pointed at you instead, and just left after saying it?

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                      She’s my…accountant.

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                        Hugh Grant, that you?

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                        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                          She told me to quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

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                          I think I'm cracking up

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                            What if he pointed at you instead, and just left after saying it?

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                            I'd reassess my decisions in life and how i got here. Cry a little on the inside. Then buckle my seat belt to be safe. And drive to the bar to do more whoring. I've got bills to pay.

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                              I think I'm cracking up

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                              Am I paranoid?

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                                I think it was the netherlands where you could actually get a prostitute prescribed and paid for by social security. but only if you are physically disabled or something

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                                  Am I paranoid?

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                                  Maybe just stoned

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                                    How dare you, officer! That is a person, and she has a name. Her name is Medicinal.

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                                      She told me to quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

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                                      dammit Groos

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                                        Sometimes, getting laid is the best thing for your mental health. She's not a prostitute she's a mental health care provider.

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                                        Seriously though, don't go using sex workers as therapists that you screw. Its fucking weird having a guy as old as your dad tell you about how hard his life is with his hand on your leg as it is.

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                                          Hugh Grant, that you?

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                                          Did he get in this situation?

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