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    Emotional support prostitute. I have a prescription.

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      Sir, that's my wife, and you're calling my wife a whore.

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        We're hearing it was a sick ostrich.

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          Not if I film it.

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            Sometimes, getting laid is the best thing for your mental health. She's not a prostitute she's a mental health care provider.

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            She told me to quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

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              I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said "Whore", I'd grab for his service weapon.

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                First of all, she is a emotional support natural intelligence robot.

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                  I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said "Whore", I'd grab for his service weapon.

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                  What if he pointed at you instead, and just left after saying it?

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                    She’s my…accountant.

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                      Hugh Grant, that you?

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                      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                        She told me to quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

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                        I think I'm cracking up

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                          What if he pointed at you instead, and just left after saying it?

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                          I'd reassess my decisions in life and how i got here. Cry a little on the inside. Then buckle my seat belt to be safe. And drive to the bar to do more whoring. I've got bills to pay.

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                            I think I'm cracking up

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                            Am I paranoid?

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                              I think it was the netherlands where you could actually get a prostitute prescribed and paid for by social security. but only if you are physically disabled or something

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                                Am I paranoid?

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                                Maybe just stoned

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                                  How dare you, officer! That is a person, and she has a name. Her name is Medicinal.

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                                  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                    She told me to quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

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                                    dammit Groos

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                                      Sometimes, getting laid is the best thing for your mental health. She's not a prostitute she's a mental health care provider.

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                                      Seriously though, don't go using sex workers as therapists that you screw. Its fucking weird having a guy as old as your dad tell you about how hard his life is with his hand on your leg as it is.

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                                        Hugh Grant, that you?

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                                        Did he get in this situation?

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                                          Did he get in this situation?

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                                          You could say that:

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