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    We're hearing it was a sick ostrich.

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      Not if I film it.

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        Sometimes, getting laid is the best thing for your mental health. She's not a prostitute she's a mental health care provider.

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        She told me to quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

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          I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said "Whore", I'd grab for his service weapon.

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            First of all, she is a emotional support natural intelligence robot.

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              I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said "Whore", I'd grab for his service weapon.

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              What if he pointed at you instead, and just left after saying it?

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                She’s my…accountant.

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                  Hugh Grant, that you?

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                    She told me to quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

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                    I think I'm cracking up

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                      What if he pointed at you instead, and just left after saying it?

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                      I'd reassess my decisions in life and how i got here. Cry a little on the inside. Then buckle my seat belt to be safe. And drive to the bar to do more whoring. I've got bills to pay.

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                        I think I'm cracking up

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                        Am I paranoid?

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                          I think it was the netherlands where you could actually get a prostitute prescribed and paid for by social security. but only if you are physically disabled or something

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                            Am I paranoid?

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                            Maybe just stoned

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                              How dare you, officer! That is a person, and she has a name. Her name is Medicinal.

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                              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                She told me to quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

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                                dammit Groos

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                                  Sometimes, getting laid is the best thing for your mental health. She's not a prostitute she's a mental health care provider.

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                                  Seriously though, don't go using sex workers as therapists that you screw. Its fucking weird having a guy as old as your dad tell you about how hard his life is with his hand on your leg as it is.

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                                    Hugh Grant, that you?

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                                    Did he get in this situation?

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                                      Did he get in this situation?

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                                      You could say that:

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                                        Sorry officer, I'll have your daughter home by ten.

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                                          I think it was the netherlands where you could actually get a prostitute prescribed and paid for by social security. but only if you are physically disabled or something

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                                          This is true, some Dutch municipalities cover costs of "sexual health care" for such cases. It's targeted at disabled, chronically ill, and lonely elderly patients. Therapy can range from cuddling and companionship to sex, depending on the patient's needs to help battle loneliness and depression. It is provided by specialised agencies.

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