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  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

    She told me to quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down.

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    dammit Groos

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      Sometimes, getting laid is the best thing for your mental health. She's not a prostitute she's a mental health care provider.

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      Seriously though, don't go using sex workers as therapists that you screw. Its fucking weird having a guy as old as your dad tell you about how hard his life is with his hand on your leg as it is.

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      • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

        Hugh Grant, that you?

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        Did he get in this situation?

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          Did he get in this situation?

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          You could say that:

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            Sorry officer, I'll have your daughter home by ten.

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              I think it was the netherlands where you could actually get a prostitute prescribed and paid for by social security. but only if you are physically disabled or something

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              This is true, some Dutch municipalities cover costs of "sexual health care" for such cases. It's targeted at disabled, chronically ill, and lonely elderly patients. Therapy can range from cuddling and companionship to sex, depending on the patient's needs to help battle loneliness and depression. It is provided by specialised agencies.

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                I've always wondered if I dressed up like a hooker when out with friends if they would get arrested

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                • higgsboson@dubvee.orgH [email protected]

                  We're hearing it was a sick ostrich.

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                  Allegedlys

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                  • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                    I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said "Whore", I'd grab for his service weapon.

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                      I've always wondered if I dressed up like a hooker when out with friends if they would get arrested

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                      Why would they get arrested?

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                      • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

                        I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said "Whore", I'd grab for his service weapon.

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                        Aren't you overreacting about your wife? I mean, if is a public knowledge to the extent that even coppers know her...

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                          Why would they get arrested?

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                          Honestly, you now have me wondering too. While I try to think of what a stereotype hooker would look like, it's trashy clothes or club wear. That doesn't exactly narrow it down in reality.

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                            I gotta say, if a police officer looked in my window, pointed to the person in the passenger seat, and said "Whore", I'd grab for his service weapon.

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                            So... you'd get shot over a scenario that you've exaggerated in your mind so you can pretend to be tough to internet strangers.

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                              Seriously though, don't go using sex workers as therapists that you screw. Its fucking weird having a guy as old as your dad tell you about how hard his life is with his hand on your leg as it is.

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                              See that's what I don't get.

                              Let's presume I have the knowledge on how to find sex workers to begin with, then I presume I can afford one. Right there, we're looking at someone who is more expensive than a therapist without the training to actually help.

                              In my head, a sex worker would be an entirely different kind of "therapy" from a therapist. Mainly because I have learned that I didnt exactly have what one would consider a good sex life in my previous marriage, and it has warped my confidence. Paying to have sex seems like the way to fullfil that innate need while still working on myself with a therapist.

                              Still, there's a lot of other variables than would probably end up being loaded on the sex worker that I'm ignoring that probably isn't worth it in their mind.

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                                Honestly, you now have me wondering too. While I try to think of what a stereotype hooker would look like, it's trashy clothes or club wear. That doesn't exactly narrow it down in reality.

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                                Even assuming she was a prostitute, the question still stands. Why would they get arrested for being in a car toghther with her.

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                                  "What? No, we're celebrating with expensive champagne being delivered to this cheap ass hotel we're staying at."

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                                    So... you'd get shot over a scenario that you've exaggerated in your mind so you can pretend to be tough to internet strangers.

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                                    So… you’d get shot

                                    Only if he was faster

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                                      Even assuming she was a prostitute, the question still stands. Why would they get arrested for being in a car toghther with her.

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                                      Cause it's illegal?

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                                        Why would they get arrested?

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                                        it's not really enforced any more if it's even still a thing but you used to see cops going up to cars for this. iirc being a prostitute was fine but picking them up was illegal

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                                          Cause it's illegal?

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                                          Even if there are ridiculous jurisdictions where sex with a prostitute is illegal (I presume you mean USA? there is probably more), where would it be illegal to sit in a car with a prostitute?

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