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  • J [email protected]

    Jesus did it all the time in his Accord.

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    šŸ˜‚ Following the path of our Lord

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    • F [email protected]

      Even if there are ridiculous jurisdictions where sex with a prostitute is illegal (I presume you mean USA? there is probably more), where would it be illegal to sit in a car with a prostitute?

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      Yeah, US.

      People have been arrested over less.

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        well obviously he kept telling her to stop.

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          Yeah, US.

          People have been arrested over less.

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          Must be because of freedom or something.

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            Reminds me of a joke.

            An inspector is touring a hospital, and as they walk around they see a gorgeous nurse giving a blowjob to a patient. the inspector asks what is going on, the doctor explains "he has a rare condition where he needs to get relieved regularly or be in debilitating pain", the inspector lets it go and continue,

            then they see someone sitting in the middle of the hallway masturbating.

            the inspector asks what is going on, the doctor says "same condition, different insurance"

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              Yeah, well, I'm suffering from epididymal hypertension, so unless you're gonna lend a hand, I think this should be covered by insurance

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                Emotional support prostitute. I have a prescription.

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                "I can do who I want

                Ron"

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                  All my prostitutes are medicinal. I’m planning to stay very healthy.

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                  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

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                    Rofl thank you

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                    • T [email protected]

                      Am I paranoid?

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                      At least you're not an android

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                        Excuse me officer but who starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!

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                          Looks like a certain officer doesn't know about "sexual healing" huh?
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