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  • M [email protected]

    Yeah, very fair. I guess i quite like the bleakness. I love dark and gritty stories.

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    He's an incredible author, I'd put him up there with Alastair Reynolds. I just can't handle it.

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      Crustaceans: Crab

      Mammals: Weasel Crab

      Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

      Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

      Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

      Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

      Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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      360° makes sense if the starting point was dinosaurs. Birds would be the 180° mark.

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        #55

        There's a phenomenal documentary series called The Future Is Wild that speculates on this question.

        https://youtube.com/@thefutureiswildofficial

        https://www.thefutureiswild.com/

        It has 3 parts, projecting to 5, 100 and 200 million years into the future.

        The main theme is that niches determine attributes. So when an opportunity opens up, one species will evolve to fill that niche. For instance sea birds evolve into whales. Octopodes evolve into primates.

        I loved this as a kid. It was one of a handful of really influential pieces of media from my childhood.

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        • sethtaylor@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Plants? Crabgrass.

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          ^ Winner of the thread.

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            Crustaceans: Extinct

            Mammals: Extinct

            Plants: Extinct

            Amphibians & Reptiles: Extinct

            Birds: Extinct

            Fungi: Interstellar hive-mind

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            • N [email protected]

              Crustaceans: Crab

              Mammals: Weasel Crab

              Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

              Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

              Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

              Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

              Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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              #58

              Ring the crab bell

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                Plants keep evolving and devolving into trees every 100 generations.

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                • N [email protected]

                  Crustaceans: Crab

                  Mammals: Weasel Crab

                  Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

                  Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

                  Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

                  Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

                  Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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                  #60

                  Plant evolution is anything but stable. They keep evolving and devolving from weeds to trees and back every few 100 generations.

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                    Raccoon also seems to be a pretty popular mammal convergance. Or generally small climbing quadruped with a varied diet and at least semi-functional hands.

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                      Hot take: the fungi will take over all existing animal and plant life, and create a whole biosphere of fungi. Fungi crustaceans, fungi mammals, fungi plants, fungi amphibians, fungi reptiles, fungi birds.

                      The fungi humans would have achieved world peace, because there's no genders to create inequalities, and with spores flying everywhere, unwanted infidelity and physical differences are so common that anger and jealousy makes no sense.

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                      • theguytm3@lemmy.mlT [email protected]

                        Hot take: the fungi will take over all existing animal and plant life, and create a whole biosphere of fungi. Fungi crustaceans, fungi mammals, fungi plants, fungi amphibians, fungi reptiles, fungi birds.

                        The fungi humans would have achieved world peace, because there's no genders to create inequalities, and with spores flying everywhere, unwanted infidelity and physical differences are so common that anger and jealousy makes no sense.

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                        Sure, but we will always have racism to fall back on

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                        • sethtaylor@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Plants? Crabgrass.

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                          Hotel? Trivago.

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                          • N [email protected]

                            Crustaceans: Crab

                            Mammals: Weasel Crab

                            Plants: Tree Grass. Everything grass.

                            Amphibians & Reptiles: Unchanged because they are perfect Crab

                            Birds: 360° around back to dinosaurs First of all, avian dinosaurs are dinosaurs. Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°. Finally, crab.

                            Fungi: I shan't speculate on the affairs of gods.

                            Moral of the story: You might not like it but decapods are peak animal evolution. All roads lead to crab.

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                            Secondly, 360° doesn't really make sense, probably they meant 180°.

                            It makes sense if you consider birds to be a mid-360° position of dinosaur evolution. They started at "classic" dinosaurs, pivoted to the avian variety, and will continue to pivot until they return to their classic form.

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                              There's a phenomenal documentary series called The Future Is Wild that speculates on this question.

                              https://youtube.com/@thefutureiswildofficial

                              https://www.thefutureiswild.com/

                              It has 3 parts, projecting to 5, 100 and 200 million years into the future.

                              The main theme is that niches determine attributes. So when an opportunity opens up, one species will evolve to fill that niche. For instance sea birds evolve into whales. Octopodes evolve into primates.

                              I loved this as a kid. It was one of a handful of really influential pieces of media from my childhood.

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                              I'm actually surprised octopus haven't evolved more than they already have. I suppose they would have to evolve skeletons to be able to survive on land so that's probably what's holding them back.

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