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Babe can you refill my drink from the cloaca dispenser please?

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    For the bottom machine, run the faucet for a few seconds before you put your cup under it. Last thing anyone wants is half-watered down cherry coke or homeopathic fanta.

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      Six flavor shots that mix with all the others and end up just tasting like a combination of them all. 😷

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      Actually its like crazy precise tube delivery some guy made a fortune engineering it šŸ‘ So that exact doesn't happen

      Surgical machines use it now it was revolutionary at the time

      Peter Dorneys patents focus on various aspects of beverage dispensing, including the efficiency and accuracy of drink preparation. His innovations have paved the way for automated systems that can mix and dispense beverages with precision, which is crucial in both commercial and medical applications.
      https://patents.google.com/patent/US8127805B2/en

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        No flavor customization options āŒ

        At least 6 flavor shots available to add to the base flavor āœ…

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        Yo dawg, I heard you like sugar so I put sugar in your sugar.

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          Actually its like crazy precise tube delivery some guy made a fortune engineering it šŸ‘ So that exact doesn't happen

          Surgical machines use it now it was revolutionary at the time

          Peter Dorneys patents focus on various aspects of beverage dispensing, including the efficiency and accuracy of drink preparation. His innovations have paved the way for automated systems that can mix and dispense beverages with precision, which is crucial in both commercial and medical applications.
          https://patents.google.com/patent/US8127805B2/en

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          My bad. But why does it taste like shit then?

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            Actually its like crazy precise tube delivery some guy made a fortune engineering it šŸ‘ So that exact doesn't happen

            Surgical machines use it now it was revolutionary at the time

            Peter Dorneys patents focus on various aspects of beverage dispensing, including the efficiency and accuracy of drink preparation. His innovations have paved the way for automated systems that can mix and dispense beverages with precision, which is crucial in both commercial and medical applications.
            https://patents.google.com/patent/US8127805B2/en

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            Bullshit it always tastes like it has vanilla in it

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              For the bottom machine, run the faucet for a few seconds before you put your cup under it. Last thing anyone wants is half-watered down cherry coke or homeopathic fanta.

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              Homeopathic Fanta lol, I'm gonna use this in the future

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                Actually its like crazy precise tube delivery some guy made a fortune engineering it šŸ‘ So that exact doesn't happen

                Surgical machines use it now it was revolutionary at the time

                Peter Dorneys patents focus on various aspects of beverage dispensing, including the efficiency and accuracy of drink preparation. His innovations have paved the way for automated systems that can mix and dispense beverages with precision, which is crucial in both commercial and medical applications.
                https://patents.google.com/patent/US8127805B2/en

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                Yeah but the people at the theatre don't replace the concentrate pouches when they are running low so you still end up with diluted garbage that is mostly just plain soda water

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                  My bad. But why does it taste like shit then?

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                  Because its just boxes of syrups that come through dirty hoses no one cleans from a closet in the back that's filled with roaches. Also depends if someone swaps the syrup box to a new box when it runs out or it just tastes like soda water

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                    Just pick your poison and dispense for like 1 second into the tray. Yes it's wasteful, but that's their fault for making you have to flush the tube.

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                      FYI, those machines are rarely cleaned.

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                        FYI, those machines are rarely cleaned.

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                        FR, the lines on the top machine get hooked up to a metering pump whose intakes are

                        A. Bag of "Soda" syrup which comes in a box

                        B. Air Tank of Carbonation

                        C. Water

                        The outlet hoses themselves are transparent so a lot of serious issues would be noticed and rectified, but in general stores don't implement proper protocol to clean or change them out regularly. There is actually a couple of bacterial strains found almost exclusively in the lines, I've had the priviledge to examine them in person. They're rarely very harmful but it's kind of neat.

                        The actual machine people see usually only houses the refrigeration unit with the pumps and bags and tank on the other side of a wall or hidden under a counter.

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                          FR, the lines on the top machine get hooked up to a metering pump whose intakes are

                          A. Bag of "Soda" syrup which comes in a box

                          B. Air Tank of Carbonation

                          C. Water

                          The outlet hoses themselves are transparent so a lot of serious issues would be noticed and rectified, but in general stores don't implement proper protocol to clean or change them out regularly. There is actually a couple of bacterial strains found almost exclusively in the lines, I've had the priviledge to examine them in person. They're rarely very harmful but it's kind of neat.

                          The actual machine people see usually only houses the refrigeration unit with the pumps and bags and tank on the other side of a wall or hidden under a counter.

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                          i like to think the soda dispenser bacteria enhances my biological profile

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                            FYI, those machines are rarely cleaned.

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                            ... is that the reason some places drinks taste different?

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                              It's not a "cloaca dispenser", it doesn't dispense cloacas. It is a "soda cloaca", it has all sodas coming out the same hole.

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                                It's not a "cloaca dispenser", it doesn't dispense cloacas. It is a "soda cloaca", it has all sodas coming out the same hole.

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                                Can I get one of them Cloaca-Colas

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                                  Can I get one of them Cloaca-Colas

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                                  Here you go!

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                                    Here you go!

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                                    Kingdom of Loathing... how I miss you sometimes.

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                                      Kingdom of Loathing... how I miss you sometimes.

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                                      I recently started playing again after a 15 year break. It's changed quite a bit and I'm having a blast.
                                      Don't miss it, go play it šŸ™‚

                                      Edit: I take it back. Don't actually. See below šŸ˜ž

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                                        I recently started playing again after a 15 year break. It's changed quite a bit and I'm having a blast.
                                        Don't miss it, go play it šŸ™‚

                                        Edit: I take it back. Don't actually. See below šŸ˜ž

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                                        Unfortunately, the main person behind Kingdom of Loathing is an abuser.

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                                          Unfortunately, the main person behind Kingdom of Loathing is an abuser.

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                                          Omg, that is fucking disgusting. Thank you for letting me know.

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