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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website

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      Department Of Jugs

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        Department Of Jugs

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        Department of Jerks

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          Yeah I ate the onion on that headline.

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            The j stands for jorkin it

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              Department of Jerks

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              Department of Jaundice

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                Might as well call it "Department of" because justice has no meaning anymore

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                  Might as well call it "Department of" because justice has no meaning anymore

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                  Just ICE.

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                    Yeah I ate the onion on that headline.

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                    I thought it was another one of their Ctrl F removals where they unintentionally deleted a bunch of pages that used the word in other contexts.

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                      Might as well call it "Department of" because justice has no meaning anymore

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                      Justice was always fake. Justice is just consequences imposed by the state

                      But I guess it was better than just ICE

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                        Call it what it is. The Department of Revenge

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                          Department of Joe

                          Joe who?

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                            Ate the onion for about 5 seconds. Then I was like "......wait, what's the source? .....dammit!"

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                              Department of Joe

                              Joe who?

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                              Joe Mama!

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                                Department of Jaundice

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                                That’s the Oval Office.

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                                  Justice was always fake. Justice is just consequences imposed by the state

                                  But I guess it was better than just ICE

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                                  AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES.

                                  "So we can believe the big ones?"

                                  YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING.

                                  "They're not the same at all!"

                                  YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET—Death waved a hand. AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED.

                                  "Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—"

                                  MY POINT EXACTLY.

                                  One of my favorite scenes from Discworld. People make the mistake of treating justice and other such concepts as though they are an inherent part of existence and will spontaneously appear even when nobody chooses to uphold them. Justice is an ideal, one that does not exist in nature and cannot happen on its own. It must be upheld by those in power to exist, but what we have now is a pale shadow of the real thing held captive by the unjust and wielded with bad faith. Even those still acting in our defense are being silenced or overridden by malicious actors higher up the chain.

                                  At some point we'll need to act if we want that word to continue meaning anything. To use another Discworld quote, "THERE IS NO JUSTICE. THERE'S JUST US."

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                                    Ate the onion for about 5 seconds. Then I was like "......wait, what's the source? .....dammit!"

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                                    Same here. I hate this time line. At some point TheOnion is going to have write real stories since we can’t tell the difference anymore.

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                                      Might as well call it "Department of" because justice has no meaning anymore

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                                      I hear Ministry of Love is available.

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                                        Joe Mama!

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                                        UP TOP 🤚

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                                          Parody is indistinguishable from reality

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