Birds of peace
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I like how this style of writing seems to honestly reflect internal deep-level thought processes. It feels like debugging into the assembly level of consciousness.
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GET. IN!
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i’ve never have reason to distrust peliccan so why not
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i’ve never have reason to distrust peliccan so why not
wrote last edited by [email protected]Right. It's a peli-can not a peli-don't.
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... Just checking.
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I got to hang out with, feed, and pet capybaras and they are some of the chillest mothafuckas I have ever experienced
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I like how this style of writing seems to honestly reflect internal deep-level thought processes. It feels like debugging into the assembly level of consciousness.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Only if you're not ADHD. Then it's like, "pelican mouth. Oh yesterday was weird. What's that fucker on the sidewalk doing?! lol movie quote is funny. Will dinner be tasty? What was dinner? lol babies in bird mouth. mmmm chicken..."
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My thing with pelicans are their freaky ass eyes, I can't fucking tell what they are looking at and for some reason that fucks with me.
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Right. It's a peli-can not a peli-don't.
I peli-would if I peli-could.
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Only if you're not ADHD. Then it's like, "pelican mouth. Oh yesterday was weird. What's that fucker on the sidewalk doing?! lol movie quote is funny. Will dinner be tasty? What was dinner? lol babies in bird mouth. mmmm chicken..."
ADHD brain is multi-threading
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My thing with pelicans are their freaky ass eyes, I can't fucking tell what they are looking at and for some reason that fucks with me.
wrote last edited by [email protected]I don't trust them. I was at a bird sanctuary and a pelican was blocking the walkway. Every time I looked at it or tried to walk past it would turn it's head sideways and look at me. Than open and close it's mouth and make two loud snaps with it's beak.
After awhile of a standstill an employee there came by and said "oh don't worry, he's not going to hurt you! Just walk by him he'll move."
Fuck that! Even with the assurance I was still like fuck no. Eventually it moved and I scuttled past, but didn't keep my eyes off it. Afterwards it jumped back on the path behind me and started waddling after me, slowly. Sure it might have been harmless, but it sure as fuck wasn't projecting that.
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how I convince heroin addicts to come into my house
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Only if you're not ADHD. Then it's like, "pelican mouth. Oh yesterday was weird. What's that fucker on the sidewalk doing?! lol movie quote is funny. Will dinner be tasty? What was dinner? lol babies in bird mouth. mmmm chicken..."
wrote last edited by [email protected]for me it's more like
- pelican mouth is weird
- I think I saw a pelican yesterday walking funny
- reminds me of that zonked out guy on the sidewalk
- that reminds me of this vaguely relevant movie quote about drunk people
- I wish I had some movie popcorn
- I thought I already ate, why am I hungry?
- this must be how the pelicans feel
- pelican is bird and bird is chicken mmm I want chicken
to outside observers it looks completely random but it's all vaguely connected (that last one was a stretch)
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This reads like any Amazon product description of the last two years.
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I don't trust them. I was at a bird sanctuary and a pelican was blocking the walkway. Every time I looked at it or tried to walk past it would turn it's head sideways and look at me. Than open and close it's mouth and make two loud snaps with it's beak.
After awhile of a standstill an employee there came by and said "oh don't worry, he's not going to hurt you! Just walk by him he'll move."
Fuck that! Even with the assurance I was still like fuck no. Eventually it moved and I scuttled past, but didn't keep my eyes off it. Afterwards it jumped back on the path behind me and started waddling after me, slowly. Sure it might have been harmless, but it sure as fuck wasn't projecting that.
We need to mobilize against these freaks, the mess with my head just as much as horses and their evil beady ass eyes
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That’s gotta be related to whales.
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TIL I learned that pelican mouths are the prefect size for babies. In fact, the pelican mouth is soft and comfortable which is prefect for sleeping babies. Not only are pelican mouths soft and comfortable, they are the prefect shape for babies. The shape is important to provide support for babies. Pelicans can be trusted to keep babies safe in their mouth.
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