Birds of peace
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Put the baby in the pelican mouth.
We can trust pelicans to keep the baby safe.
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This definitely reads like it's written by the pelican, addressing someone with a baby
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This is the equivalent to "Im so hungry i could eat a horse"
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I would not trust a pelican with ANYTHING! https://youtu.be/phUs2kIGY9M
The strength with which I was rooting for that pigeon; but I already knew, the moment I started the video.
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They never got over being passed for delivery duties by the storks
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E-commerce listings shipped from China be like
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They never got over being passed for delivery duties by the storks
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Yes but without any synchronization mechanism and full of dirty writes and reads.
at least 3 race conditions happening at any one time
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I don't trust them. I was at a bird sanctuary and a pelican was blocking the walkway. Every time I looked at it or tried to walk past it would turn it's head sideways and look at me. Than open and close it's mouth and make two loud snaps with it's beak.
After awhile of a standstill an employee there came by and said "oh don't worry, he's not going to hurt you! Just walk by him he'll move."
Fuck that! Even with the assurance I was still like fuck no. Eventually it moved and I scuttled past, but didn't keep my eyes off it. Afterwards it jumped back on the path behind me and started waddling after me, slowly. Sure it might have been harmless, but it sure as fuck wasn't projecting that.
Geese are assholes, but they don't hide that fact and in fact want you to be VERY aware of it.
Pelicans meanwhile are evil, they hide their assholery so you'll think you're safe.
