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    Well, technically without him there would be no fire.

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    be honest, the Nike gel soles are doin most of the heavy liftin’

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    • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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      I feel like it's a do-or-die caveman instinct or something.

      I was hanging out with a group of people in my friend's backyard. We were supposed to have a bonfire, but the wood was wet and wasn't burning. We used all sorts of fuel, fire starters, etc. I saw what looked like corner of a log turn into ember, so wouldn't give up. Never got a flame when we were there, of course.

      I felt very proud though when my friend sent me door camera footage of the firepit turning into a massive blaze in the middle of night that woke her up.

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        I’m the one obsessively scavenging for wood around the camp site to keep that wood pile healthy.

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          • darkassassin07@lemmy.caD [email protected]

            There's something really cathartic about placing shit in a firepit and just watching it burn away.

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            White guy detected

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            • thal3s@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

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              Wait... I'm white!?

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                my girlfriend is that guy. she can't sit down at a fire. she always has to be poking at it lol

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                • renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.netR [email protected]

                  I’m the one obsessively scavenging for wood around the camp site to keep that wood pile healthy.

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                  Yeah, you look like you're the type alright.

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                    I didn't know it was a racial trait.

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                    • darkassassin07@lemmy.caD [email protected]

                      There's something really cathartic about placing shit in a firepit and just watching it burn away.

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                      " ...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the wood burn "

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                        Wait... I'm white!?

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                        sorry you had to find out this way

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                          I absolutely adore keeping the fire going. I was a white man for decades so i'm not dodging the allegations. I have never been camping where i was not the last person awake and always keeping the fire just right until all the wood was gone.

                          It's all about the air flow. Too much and everything burns too quickly in a roaring furnace, too little and you have no light and not enough heat. By constantly adjusting the logs you can maintain the proper air flow to keep everything just right. Rotating a log to present fresh wood to an eager flame here. Squeezing two logs a little closer to reduce the oxygen and trim things up there. A proper fire adjusting stick (and a backup) is crucial.

                          Give me a stack of seasoned wood, a k-bar, a magnesium fire starter and a comfy camp chair and i'm in heaven from the time the sun sets until the wood runs out.

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                          • violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zoneV [email protected]

                            I absolutely adore keeping the fire going. I was a white man for decades so i'm not dodging the allegations. I have never been camping where i was not the last person awake and always keeping the fire just right until all the wood was gone.

                            It's all about the air flow. Too much and everything burns too quickly in a roaring furnace, too little and you have no light and not enough heat. By constantly adjusting the logs you can maintain the proper air flow to keep everything just right. Rotating a log to present fresh wood to an eager flame here. Squeezing two logs a little closer to reduce the oxygen and trim things up there. A proper fire adjusting stick (and a backup) is crucial.

                            Give me a stack of seasoned wood, a k-bar, a magnesium fire starter and a comfy camp chair and i'm in heaven from the time the sun sets until the wood runs out.

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                            I read this in Ron Swanson's voice.

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                            • violetsoftness@piefed.blahaj.zoneV [email protected]

                              I absolutely adore keeping the fire going. I was a white man for decades so i'm not dodging the allegations. I have never been camping where i was not the last person awake and always keeping the fire just right until all the wood was gone.

                              It's all about the air flow. Too much and everything burns too quickly in a roaring furnace, too little and you have no light and not enough heat. By constantly adjusting the logs you can maintain the proper air flow to keep everything just right. Rotating a log to present fresh wood to an eager flame here. Squeezing two logs a little closer to reduce the oxygen and trim things up there. A proper fire adjusting stick (and a backup) is crucial.

                              Give me a stack of seasoned wood, a k-bar, a magnesium fire starter and a comfy camp chair and i'm in heaven from the time the sun sets until the wood runs out.

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                              I was a white man for decades

                              I feel like someone's gotta ask:
                              Are you no longer a white man?

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                              • darkassassin07@lemmy.caD [email protected]

                                I was a white man for decades

                                I feel like someone's gotta ask:
                                Are you no longer a white man?

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                                Too much soot from staying near the fire

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                                  I didn't know it was a racial trait.

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                                  Yeah, like why does race need to be involved here? Fire should be for everyone to enjoy.

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                                  • lime@feddit.nuL [email protected]

                                    sorry you had to find out this way

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                                    Does dad know?!

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                                    • darkassassin07@lemmy.caD [email protected]

                                      I was a white man for decades

                                      I feel like someone's gotta ask:
                                      Are you no longer a white man?

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                                      Probably a trans woman? From the name and Fed instance.

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                                      • renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.netR [email protected]

                                        I’m the one obsessively scavenging for wood around the camp site to keep that wood pile healthy.

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                                        I got the largest kelly kettle because loads of friends said they would be interested in using it as a group. This was like 3 or so years ago and since I got it absolutely no one has been interested in actually going outside. So I recently bought the smallest one now as I am only ever using it on my own, may as well get something easier to carry.

                                        Shame that I don't know anyone else interested in it though, don't even have to go camping, just a day/afternoon trip or even just sit on the beach, but even that doesn't get any interest.

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                                          Does dad know?!

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                                          who do you think gave you the skin

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