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Seriously, it was all the rage back when I joined my first instance.

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  • E [email protected]

    I think what really grabbed people's attention is that he kept refusing to explain why he wanted to do that.

    Whatever his reason was, it was such a stupid thing to be memeing about that I felt at home here right away. Edit: this was a while back now, during the first big migration from reddit after the API change protests.

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    I miss orbs

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    • shininghero@pawb.socialS [email protected]

      There was also that one wave of denim covered everything.

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      And Ed Sheeran memes.

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      • M [email protected]

        It was more the lack of an explanation that hooked people, rather than just the not pooping - IIRC, we never ended up getting any real explanation for why this guy needed to not poop for a week.

        It was honestly pretty great, people came up with everything from "he's smuggling himself internationally in a shipping container" to "he's determined to be the winner in a really weird Mr Beast video" to "he's giving up on society to live with the sloths" before it started to turn into kind of a circle-jerk.

        And of course, suggestions for stopping the poop included butt plugs, eating only cheese, butt plugs, a liquid diet, and more butt plugs.

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        Didn’t it turn out he was making a pilgrimage to Mecca and didn’t want to use public bathrooms or some such?

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        • J [email protected]

          It wasn't a week, btw. It was three days.

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          And you still won't explain why!

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          • J [email protected]

            It wasn't a week, btw. It was three days.

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            It's been a while, so I must have exaggerated it in my mind. Three days certainly sounds more plausible.

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            • E [email protected]

              I think what really grabbed people's attention is that he kept refusing to explain why he wanted to do that.

              Whatever his reason was, it was such a stupid thing to be memeing about that I felt at home here right away. Edit: this was a while back now, during the first big migration from reddit after the API change protests.

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              Taylor swift

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              • broadfern@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

                And Ed Sheeran memes.

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                • E [email protected]

                  I think what really grabbed people's attention is that he kept refusing to explain why he wanted to do that.

                  Whatever his reason was, it was such a stupid thing to be memeing about that I felt at home here right away. Edit: this was a while back now, during the first big migration from reddit after the API change protests.

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                  I miss the days of wizard orbs. That weekend was pure bliss for me.

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                  • P [email protected]

                    I miss orbs

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                    Same comrade, same.

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                    • R [email protected]

                      I missed out on “not pooping for a week” being the hot topic but there is more potential for funny answers to that than whatever is going on with moths and beans right now. And if you want to not poop for a week, I’ve heard opioids are effective.

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                      i'm pretty sure beans will never die

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                      • M [email protected]

                        What if the concern wasn't that he would have to use a disgusting bathroom, but rather that he takes horrible shits and didn't want someone to know?

                        I mean, I'd certainly be embarrassed to have to tell the internet something like "I'm visiting my in-laws for a few days, and I really want them to like me. The problem is that I shit like a farm animal, and they only have one bathroom."

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                        Literally everybody poops. It does not need to be a source of shame, EVERYONE does it.

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                        • O [email protected]

                          I remember a bit of Bean Jean overlap, and I've seen a bean lamp recently, but no jean lamp yet.

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                          Bean the lamp you want to jean in the world.

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                          • J [email protected]

                            It wasn't a week, btw. It was three days.

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                            Not pooping for 3 days followed by pooping for 3 days straight

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                            • E [email protected]

                              I think what really grabbed people's attention is that he kept refusing to explain why he wanted to do that.

                              Whatever his reason was, it was such a stupid thing to be memeing about that I felt at home here right away. Edit: this was a while back now, during the first big migration from reddit after the API change protests.

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                              They’re both deep underwater skeletons and have been for like a decade idk why something that’s like ancient internet history is being treated like something new, Lemmy is an alternate universe or something

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                              • shininghero@pawb.socialS [email protected]

                                There was also that one wave of denim covered everything.

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                                There were the German Sturgeons

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                                • match@pawb.socialM [email protected]

                                  Not pooping for 3 days followed by pooping for 3 days straight

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                                  And then came the beans..

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                                  • E [email protected]

                                    I think what really grabbed people's attention is that he kept refusing to explain why he wanted to do that.

                                    Whatever his reason was, it was such a stupid thing to be memeing about that I felt at home here right away. Edit: this was a while back now, during the first big migration from reddit after the API change protests.

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                                    ¿Qué pasó con los memes en otros idiomas?

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                                    • E [email protected]

                                      I think what really grabbed people's attention is that he kept refusing to explain why he wanted to do that.

                                      Whatever his reason was, it was such a stupid thing to be memeing about that I felt at home here right away. Edit: this was a while back now, during the first big migration from reddit after the API change protests.

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                                      Dont forget the Fediverse chick. Shes everyones girlfriend.

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                                        My guess was cave exploration. He said he was going to a remote area where pooping was an option, but he didn't want to, which makes sense when you know you've gotta carry that shit out with you in your cave pack. There are only a handful of scientific cave expeditions that go into caves for three days, so I figured that if he said so, he would unequivocally dox himself.

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                                        • match@pawb.socialM [email protected]

                                          Not pooping for 3 days followed by pooping for 3 days straight

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                                          If I recall correctly, the follow up was the same person complaining about being painfully constipated for several days.

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