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All I Want for Christmas Is You

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  • B [email protected]

    damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year

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    At this point idk if I should laugh or cry

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      Fuck off, I hate Christmas.

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        Fuck off, I hate Christmas.

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        ebenezer scrooge over here

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          everytime i post mariah carey in the music community she gets downvoted 😞

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            Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwfdC9Zqyk

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              Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.

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                everytime i post mariah carey in the music community she gets downvoted 😞

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                She's an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that's ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she's got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!

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                • noxypaws@pawb.socialN [email protected]

                  She's an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that's ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she's got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!

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                  I'm just going to say it, I kind of like her Christmas song, just hearing it once or twice around Christmas is fine (for me).

                  I don't listen to radio or watch (cable) TV, so I don't get bombarded with Christmas songs. It's like one of those hipster beers with ingredients like strawberry short cake, in small doses it's fine.

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                    Several shops here are already sticking Christmas things

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                    Thank god in the Netherlands we first have to have the zwartepieten discussie.

                    For anyone out of the loop this is a tradition that is changing but some boomers get really mad about changing it.

                    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

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                    • noxypaws@pawb.socialN [email protected]

                      Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhwfdC9Zqyk

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                      I wish there was someone in the world who hadn't heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.

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                        Buddy, my country starts playing Christmas songs in September and my workplace have been playing Christmas songs since July

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                          She's an exceptionally talented singer, her ability to hit notes higher than anyone else that's ever been recorded is really fucking cool. And she's got some really great songs (Someday, Emotions, Fantasy, Dreamlover, Always Be My Baby). But the fucking christmas song is definitely not one of them!

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                          it's my favorite Christmas song 😞

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                            I was in France the other day and a restaurant on the beach started playing it. Not sure they understood English around there. You’d think they’d know the word Christmas though.

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                            This is a win, because there's definitely no L.

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                              It's tiiiime! /ref

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                              • F [email protected]

                                Are we shortening Turkey season again?

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                                European Union does not acknowledge the Turkey.

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                                • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE4shVkwqIk

                                  For anyone who wants to see big ass cartoon question marks floating over other people's heads

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                                  https://bootiemashup.com/mix-tapes/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-bootie-mashup/

                                  For anyone who wants dozens more options for achieving that particular goal.

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                                  • O [email protected]

                                    Stop. It's spooky season first.

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                                    "Trick or treat, Merry Christmas. It shouldn't be that damn fast."

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                                      I wish there was someone in the world who hadn't heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.

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                                      There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven't heard the song [citation needed].

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                                        I'm so glad I don't work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I've heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can't listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.

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                                        • L [email protected]

                                          I'm so glad I don't work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I've heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can't listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.

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                                          If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.

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