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    Okay you say that now, but what happens when you get folded over and thrown in a bag and--

    You know what, I'm just going to stop right there.

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      brainrot

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      Anime pfp ☑️

      Degenerate sexual something ☑️

      Something racist ❌

      I will take it.

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        Macbook air can't even understand

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          I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

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            I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

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            we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.

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            • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.

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              If you count pores its a big job.

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                If you count pores its a big job.

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                actually, pores are just dents

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                  this is what docking stations are for

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                  • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    actually, pores are just dents

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                    So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?

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                      So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?

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                      I don't know, and the reason I don't know is that the ear nose and throat system is too complex to figure out in my head in terms of how many holes it has, if any.

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                        I don't know, and the reason I don't know is that the ear nose and throat system is too complex to figure out in my head in terms of how many holes it has, if any.

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                        Fair enough, I’m no holologist

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                          Macbook air can't even understand

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                          Why cables when wireless protocols do trick?

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                            Smooth like a Ken doll.

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                              So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?

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                              Broadly speaking, yeah pretty much

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                                I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

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                                Those are rookie numbers

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                                  Why cables when wireless protocols do trick?

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                                  Let's not rehash that argument. Use what works for you and let other people use what works for them. There is no right and wrong way that works for everyone

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                                    Let's not rehash that argument. Use what works for you and let other people use what works for them. There is no right and wrong way that works for everyone

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                                    Agreed, just trying to post in the shitposting spirit 🤣

                                    I have a MacBook Pro and use a CalDigit TS4 hub because I need more ports.

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                                      Agreed, just trying to post in the shitposting spirit 🤣

                                      I have a MacBook Pro and use a CalDigit TS4 hub because I need more ports.

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                                      Woah that's an expensive dock! What do you need it for?

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                                        Woah that's an expensive dock! What do you need it for?

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                                        Two 4K monitors, a mic, a camera*, a personal yubikey, a work yubikey, an iPhone charging puck, and a spare port to occasionally charge the keyboard or trackpad.

                                        *despite being TB4, the dock’s bandwidth is insufficient for a 4k camera stream running through an Elgato Camlink, so my dock (ascrono vertical docking station) has one of its ports going to the cam and the other to the hub. I’m convinced there isn’t a hub on the market that supports my requirements.

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                                          Where there is a hole there is a way.

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