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  • A [email protected]

    I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

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    Those are rookie numbers

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      Why cables when wireless protocols do trick?

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      Let's not rehash that argument. Use what works for you and let other people use what works for them. There is no right and wrong way that works for everyone

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      • B [email protected]

        Let's not rehash that argument. Use what works for you and let other people use what works for them. There is no right and wrong way that works for everyone

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        Agreed, just trying to post in the shitposting spirit 🤣

        I have a MacBook Pro and use a CalDigit TS4 hub because I need more ports.

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          Agreed, just trying to post in the shitposting spirit 🤣

          I have a MacBook Pro and use a CalDigit TS4 hub because I need more ports.

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          Woah that's an expensive dock! What do you need it for?

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            Woah that's an expensive dock! What do you need it for?

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            Two 4K monitors, a mic, a camera*, a personal yubikey, a work yubikey, an iPhone charging puck, and a spare port to occasionally charge the keyboard or trackpad.

            *despite being TB4, the dock’s bandwidth is insufficient for a 4k camera stream running through an Elgato Camlink, so my dock (ascrono vertical docking station) has one of its ports going to the cam and the other to the hub. I’m convinced there isn’t a hub on the market that supports my requirements.

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              Where there is a hole there is a way.

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                Macbooks refuse to connect to more than one display over a USB-C dock, meaning you have to purchase a thunderbolt dock.

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                • A [email protected]

                  I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

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                  Get 2 micropenis men. Enjoy your double nose job.

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                  • K [email protected]

                    Where there is a hole there is a way.

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                    macbook getting cucked

                    pottery

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                    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

                      Broadly speaking, yeah pretty much

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                      ah, so it's seven then.

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                      • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                        Okay you say that now, but what happens when you get folded over and thrown in a bag and--

                        You know what, I'm just going to stop right there.

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                        no no, I'm almost there

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                        • K [email protected]

                          Where there is a hole there is a way.

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                          Pretty sure that's a 15" Pro not an Air, that comes with twice as many ports standard. Of course they were all Thunderbolt 3 lol.

                          But these are out of production anyway. Newer ones have more port choice again. Airs still only get thunderbolt 4.

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                            Where there is a hole there is a way.

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                            every holes a goal? (non gross version)

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                            • C [email protected]

                              So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?

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                              a worm that grew arms and legs

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                              • yuyarl@sh.itjust.worksY [email protected]
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                                I/Ohhhhhh yeah!

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                                • B [email protected]

                                  Pretty sure that's a 15" Pro not an Air, that comes with twice as many ports standard. Of course they were all Thunderbolt 3 lol.

                                  But these are out of production anyway. Newer ones have more port choice again. Airs still only get thunderbolt 4.

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                                  Newer ones have more port choice again.

                                  There is no choice though, you can't keep it TB4 only like the older models or the air, you're forced to have a bunch of legacy ports.

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                                    Newer ones have more port choice again.

                                    There is no choice though, you can't keep it TB4 only like the older models or the air, you're forced to have a bunch of legacy ports.

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                                    I clearly meant there's just more ports. Framework aside, you've never really been able to choose your own ports.

                                    The Pro still has TB4 too, in addition to the legacy ports.

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                                    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                      no no, I'm almost there

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                                      Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-

                                      I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating

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                                      • H [email protected]

                                        Why cables when wireless protocols do trick?

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                                        Because I rather not have environmental damaging batteries in every device I use when my laptop has a big enough one to power them all and is close by at all times anyway.

                                        Seriously, wireless protocols over a distance of <1 meter are worthless and unnecessary.

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                                          ThinkPad life!

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