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    Where there is a hole there is a way.

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    macbook getting cucked

    pottery

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    • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

      Broadly speaking, yeah pretty much

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      ah, so it's seven then.

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      • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

        Okay you say that now, but what happens when you get folded over and thrown in a bag and--

        You know what, I'm just going to stop right there.

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        no no, I'm almost there

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        • K [email protected]

          Where there is a hole there is a way.

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          Pretty sure that's a 15" Pro not an Air, that comes with twice as many ports standard. Of course they were all Thunderbolt 3 lol.

          But these are out of production anyway. Newer ones have more port choice again. Airs still only get thunderbolt 4.

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            Where there is a hole there is a way.

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            every holes a goal? (non gross version)

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              So then I’m just a lips and asshole donut?

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              a worm that grew arms and legs

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                I/Ohhhhhh yeah!

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                • B [email protected]

                  Pretty sure that's a 15" Pro not an Air, that comes with twice as many ports standard. Of course they were all Thunderbolt 3 lol.

                  But these are out of production anyway. Newer ones have more port choice again. Airs still only get thunderbolt 4.

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                  Newer ones have more port choice again.

                  There is no choice though, you can't keep it TB4 only like the older models or the air, you're forced to have a bunch of legacy ports.

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                    Newer ones have more port choice again.

                    There is no choice though, you can't keep it TB4 only like the older models or the air, you're forced to have a bunch of legacy ports.

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                    I clearly meant there's just more ports. Framework aside, you've never really been able to choose your own ports.

                    The Pro still has TB4 too, in addition to the legacy ports.

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                    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                      no no, I'm almost there

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                      Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-

                      I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating

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                        Why cables when wireless protocols do trick?

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                        Because I rather not have environmental damaging batteries in every device I use when my laptop has a big enough one to power them all and is close by at all times anyway.

                        Seriously, wireless protocols over a distance of <1 meter are worthless and unnecessary.

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                          ThinkPad life!

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                            Anime pfp ☑️

                            Degenerate sexual something ☑️

                            Something racist ❌

                            I will take it.

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                            Make love not hate ❤

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                              every holes a goal? (non gross version)

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                              *impossible

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                                this is what docking stations are for

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                                Dock me baby

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                                  Make love not hate ❤

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                                  Racism unites people as well

                                  Everyone shares hate

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                                    An RJ45 cable doesn't feel great..

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                                      An RJ45 cable doesn't feel great..

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                                      Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

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                                        Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

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                                        If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off

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                                          God is dead

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