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    Pretty sure that's a 15" Pro not an Air, that comes with twice as many ports standard. Of course they were all Thunderbolt 3 lol.

    But these are out of production anyway. Newer ones have more port choice again. Airs still only get thunderbolt 4.

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    Newer ones have more port choice again.

    There is no choice though, you can't keep it TB4 only like the older models or the air, you're forced to have a bunch of legacy ports.

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      Newer ones have more port choice again.

      There is no choice though, you can't keep it TB4 only like the older models or the air, you're forced to have a bunch of legacy ports.

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      I clearly meant there's just more ports. Framework aside, you've never really been able to choose your own ports.

      The Pro still has TB4 too, in addition to the legacy ports.

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

        no no, I'm almost there

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        Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-

        I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating

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          Why cables when wireless protocols do trick?

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          Because I rather not have environmental damaging batteries in every device I use when my laptop has a big enough one to power them all and is close by at all times anyway.

          Seriously, wireless protocols over a distance of <1 meter are worthless and unnecessary.

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            ThinkPad life!

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              Anime pfp ☑️

              Degenerate sexual something ☑️

              Something racist ❌

              I will take it.

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              Make love not hate ❤

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                every holes a goal? (non gross version)

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                *impossible

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                  this is what docking stations are for

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                  Dock me baby

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                    Make love not hate ❤

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                    Racism unites people as well

                    Everyone shares hate

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                      An RJ45 cable doesn't feel great..

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                        An RJ45 cable doesn't feel great..

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                        Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

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                          Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

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                          If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off

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                            God is dead

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                              Macbooks refuse to connect to more than one display over a USB-C dock, meaning you have to purchase a thunderbolt dock.

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                              Mine does two displays every day at work using usb-c dock…

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                                Macbooks refuse to connect to more than one display over a USB-C dock, meaning you have to purchase a thunderbolt dock.

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                                Or ditch the Macbook and get a proper computer without artificial restrictions.

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                                  If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off

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                                  Who said it's being pulled out when the laptop chooses? Just means it comes out when the laptops owner chooses, and then it comes out nicely when they release the bar, haha

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                                    Where there is a hole there is a way.

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                                    .

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                                      Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-

                                      I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating

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                                      I think I was more just trying to figure out the anatomy. Like I questionsed, their eye is the camera? So does that mean they are opening the screen, and why do they have multiple cameras. Then I realized phones have a bunch now and I haven't looked at laptops in a long while so it could very well be that they have 2 and I don't know. That said. Now I'm wondering if some have 3 cameras top left, center and right. So the left and right can capture a 3 dimensional images/video.

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                                        this is what docking stations are for

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                                        That docking station made my MacBook take 2HDMIs, 6 USBs, 2 AUX. she’s taking it all and still got room for more.

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                                        • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.

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                                          Am topologist, I'm counting 6 holes. 3 from the ass to mouth, and each nostril, one each from each nostril to the mouth, and one from one nostril to the other.

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