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    Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

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    If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off

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      God is dead

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        Macbooks refuse to connect to more than one display over a USB-C dock, meaning you have to purchase a thunderbolt dock.

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        Mine does two displays every day at work using usb-c dock…

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          Macbooks refuse to connect to more than one display over a USB-C dock, meaning you have to purchase a thunderbolt dock.

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          Or ditch the Macbook and get a proper computer without artificial restrictions.

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            If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off

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            Who said it's being pulled out when the laptop chooses? Just means it comes out when the laptops owner chooses, and then it comes out nicely when they release the bar, haha

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              Where there is a hole there is a way.

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                Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you're pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you're nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-

                I'm also gonna stop, I'm now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating

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                I think I was more just trying to figure out the anatomy. Like I questionsed, their eye is the camera? So does that mean they are opening the screen, and why do they have multiple cameras. Then I realized phones have a bunch now and I haven't looked at laptops in a long while so it could very well be that they have 2 and I don't know. That said. Now I'm wondering if some have 3 cameras top left, center and right. So the left and right can capture a 3 dimensional images/video.

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                  this is what docking stations are for

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                  That docking station made my MacBook take 2HDMIs, 6 USBs, 2 AUX. she’s taking it all and still got room for more.

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                  • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.

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                    Am topologist, I'm counting 6 holes. 3 from the ass to mouth, and each nostril, one each from each nostril to the mouth, and one from one nostril to the other.

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                      Am topologist, I'm counting 6 holes. 3 from the ass to mouth, and each nostril, one each from each nostril to the mouth, and one from one nostril to the other.

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                      tear ducts also add holes. IDK, check out this video : https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ?t=1037

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                        Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

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                        They can also be used to make a traditional Czech Easter whip

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                        More photos & guide (Czech)

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                          tear ducts also add holes. IDK, check out this video : https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ?t=1037

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                          At 1:40 he defines his minimum hole size, but I chose a minimum size that doesn't count tear ducts.

                          Also I just found out, I may not know what a hole is. If I puncture a plate twice, it now has 3 ways to tie a string through it, so 3 holes? Can anything have just 2 holes?

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                            They can also be used to make a traditional Czech Easter whip

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                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_whip

                            What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

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                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_whip

                              What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

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                              Oh get over yourself, it's just some spanking tradition, ..🫩

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                                This gave me an idea for my next artpiece...

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                                  Can't wait for them to ban r34 comments {=

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