Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. Milking dust

Milking dust

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
43 Posts 34 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • R [email protected]

    Oh interesting. My schools were 69 and under was F. My understanding was 65 was a typical cutoff

    ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
    ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldG This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #17

    I would argue under 60 = F is the norm. It’s even quite a common trope in movies / TV. Example:

    https://collider.com/the-simpsons-bart-gets-an-f/

    1 Reply Last reply
    1
    • V [email protected]

      I saw the first Jurassic Park. I enjoyed it. But I feel sated with that single entry. If you love these movies, more power to you, but I don't really understand it myself.

      A This user is from outside of this forum
      A This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #18

      The books, Jurassic Park and its sequel The Lost World, are very good and very different from the movies. I also recommend Disclosure by the same author.

      1 Reply Last reply
      2
      • ekzepp@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
        This post did not contain any content.
        K This user is from outside of this forum
        K This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #19

        The premise of dinosaurs in the modern world is as close to evergreen as you can get. The problem isn't that the cow has gone dry, so much as the farmers keep jerking off the bull instead.

        1 Reply Last reply
        19
        • V [email protected]

          I saw the first Jurassic Park. I enjoyed it. But I feel sated with that single entry. If you love these movies, more power to you, but I don't really understand it myself.

          captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC This user is from outside of this forum
          captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #20

          I saw the first one, enjoyed it...not sure I could explain the plot or what happened in it. At the time having the dinosaurs brought to life was spectacle enough; they could have made a movie about the park working correctly and it would have sold tickets.

          I watched the second and third one back to back with a girl. They were alright. I don't care to see them again. I'm not watching any more of them.

          1 Reply Last reply
          1
          • ekzepp@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
            This post did not contain any content.
            A This user is from outside of this forum
            A This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #21

            Jurassic, the pressure builds up!.....how the new oil fields get created from scratch.

            1 Reply Last reply
            1
            • J [email protected]

              There is a shifting of themes that basically tracks with the corporate takeover of the US government.

              1. (1993) Companies fucking around with systems they don't understand is the problem. Rich guy underestimates nature.
              2. (1997) Rich guy learned lesson. Corporate greed did not.
              3. (2001) post-dotcom crash: A rich fucker and his stupid family learn the lesson about the company that fucked with nature. Governments are bad for not interveneing.
              4. (2015) post-Birther: Company and its rich founder are naive and innocent. US Government and US education are the bad guys.
              5. (2018) Corporate suits are the good guys. Science is the bad guys.
              6. (2022) A (suddenly) European company is the bad guys. Science is again the bad guy. Americans are the good guys.
              7. (2025) The US company and Military are the good guys.
              N This user is from outside of this forum
              N This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by [email protected]
              #22

              Did you actually see the 2025 movie? No way the theme you got from that is US Corpo good. If anything g it's literally the opposite.

              I didn't see anything else than 2025. Pretty bad.
              ::: spoiler But...(spoiler)
              But the main character literally decides to open-source the data instead of selling it to a pharma corp.
              :::

              1 Reply Last reply
              5
              • S [email protected]

                Challenge: Let's broaden the Jurassic world. How do you make a Jurassic movie without the dinosaurs breaking loose?

                deceptichum@quokk.auD This user is from outside of this forum
                deceptichum@quokk.auD This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #23

                What if we remove the dinosaurs and make it about genetically modified super soldiers?

                S 1 Reply Last reply
                2
                • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                  What if we remove the dinosaurs and make it about genetically modified super soldiers?

                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #24

                  With Kurt Russell!

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  2
                  • ekzepp@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                    This post did not contain any content.
                    I This user is from outside of this forum
                    I This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                    #25

                    Eh, if Michael Chrichton were still alive today he'd probably condone it all so long as he got his royalty check. Jurassic Park canon was never holy.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    3
                    • V [email protected]

                      I saw the first Jurassic Park. I enjoyed it. But I feel sated with that single entry. If you love these movies, more power to you, but I don't really understand it myself.

                      I This user is from outside of this forum
                      I This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #26

                      Lost World had some fun stuff (Despite diverging from it's book even worse than the first movie) but you're really not missing much, none of the sequels come within a mile the original.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      1
                      • ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                        I’m looking forward to Jurassic Park 9: The Secrets of Dumbledore

                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #27

                        it's just a gay porno with a dude in one of those memable T-Rex costumes

                        cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.comC 1 Reply Last reply
                        1
                        • S [email protected]

                          Challenge: Let's broaden the Jurassic world. How do you make a Jurassic movie without the dinosaurs breaking loose?

                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                          D This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #28

                          Nice try, Universal

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • F [email protected]

                            I, for one, did not

                            S This user is from outside of this forum
                            S This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #29

                            Can we go back to "trilogy"?

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            1
                            • O This user is from outside of this forum
                              O This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                              #30

                              I do agree with the main point of your post; however, I feel that your reasoning is backwards.

                              Big blockbusters give the masses a dose of placebo. You see a movie where people who hold your values win, so you feel like it happened in real life, so you're less likely to make it happen in real life.

                              So I'm not spoiling this movie, look at the MCU instead: They defeated Thanos and stopped half the world's population from disappearing, and then we failed to properly fight COVID and Donald Trump gained power.

                              Now, I know correlation doesn't equal causation, and that there were other factors at play, but I also know that when you perceive the image of something, it activates the same neurons as actually seeing that thing - when you watch The Notebook or Armageddon, you feel the emotions of the characters in the film, and you cry.

                              That, combined with the other psychological tactics that we are constantly being bombarded with, make it difficult for us to navigate the world with a clear head. When you feel like you're winning, why would you fight?

                              And also, a TON of people are straight apathetic, and a lot more are just plain-old stupid. And there are dozens or hundreds of other factors such as personality of the audience, socioeconomics, religious beliefs, etc... that come into play here as well. It's not quite as cut-and-dry as "monkey see, monkey feels as though it has done," but that does play a large factor in it.

                              I typed all this but didn't proofread any of it, so I hope it makes sense. I'm sleepy.

                              O 1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • D [email protected]

                                it's just a gay porno with a dude in one of those memable T-Rex costumes

                                cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.comC This user is from outside of this forum
                                cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.comC This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #31

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • ekzepp@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                                  This post did not contain any content.
                                  T This user is from outside of this forum
                                  T This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #32

                                  I saw the latest fuckrassic park a couple days ago. It was at best… okay. Not worth what the movie theater charges. But if you wait to stream it then it isn’t terrible. But overall, this franchise has lost its luster

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  1
                                  • ekzepp@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                                    This post did not contain any content.
                                    L This user is from outside of this forum
                                    L This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #33

                                    Happy july-sixth park

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • ekzepp@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                                      This post did not contain any content.
                                      P This user is from outside of this forum
                                      P This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #34

                                      First one was grand, didn't need to be followed up or remade. Now we have a franchise.. The only remake I wouldn't mind seeing is a more brutal first one, closer to what the book was depicting. All I'd be interested in really.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      2
                                      • ekzepp@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                                        This post did not contain any content.
                                        thebat@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                                        thebat@lemmy.worldT This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #35

                                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Y9iXjK_uU

                                        Jurassic Park’s Sequel Problem

                                        This video is 7 years old and still relevant.

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • ekzepp@lemmy.worldE [email protected]
                                          This post did not contain any content.
                                          W This user is from outside of this forum
                                          W This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #36

                                          The Jurassic Park movie franchise is the best representation of movies that diminish with each movie since the first one.

                                          jackbydev@programming.devJ 1 Reply Last reply
                                          2
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups