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    Spent a week in the hospital and couldn't leave until i pooped. Problem is when you're pumped full of opioids that doesn't happen.

    I quit taking the oxy a couple weeks later because of that and wanting some beer.

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    but those are great together!

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      ALCOHOL 0.025%

      Gonne get fucked up on CVS store brand sprite! 😤

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      • A [email protected]

        Glug glug, butthole unplugged

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        Bowel of doom? Drink and kaboom!

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        • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]

          For those who don't know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.

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          not a mild laxative either. fleet's lemon tastes like lemon pledge and ruined lemons for me forever.

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          • P [email protected]

            You need to eat something first.

            Magnesium Citrate is the best form of magnesium because in that form it is most easily absorbed by the body. It helps with mood and sleep disorders, and is necessary for heart function and bone density.

            Try it in sold pill form if you still can't stomach it even after a meal.

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            I have taken it as pills before. The powder makes me sick no matter what.

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              but those are great together!

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              Beer and shitting?

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                Are you telling me someone on Lemmy has experience in not pooping for three days? Why didn't you speak up before?!

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                They were too busy posting moth memes. We will full circle to the shit knife, my mm. way now.

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                  Beer and shitting?

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                  shower beer, shitter beer, sometimes the same thing when doing a waffle stomp

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                    I have taken it as pills before. The powder makes me sick no matter what.

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                    Hence why I suggested trying solid pills. I can't handle the powder or liquid either.

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                    • justas@sh.itjust.worksJ [email protected]

                      I have taken it as pills before. The powder makes me sick no matter what.

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                      Hence why I suggested trying solid pills. I can't handle the powder or liquid either.

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