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    We don't know for certain if thats a pork, chicken, beef, or mystery meat weenie

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      Any indigenous person watching the society crop up on their land.

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        The car body’s a carcass?! Holy raging badgerfuck, that’s one gigantic fuckin hog!

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          I don't see the Richard Scarry car posts anymore 😕

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            I don't see the Richard Scarry car posts anymore 😕

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            but sadly yes 😢

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              What about beef hotdogs?

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                The car body’s a carcass?! Holy raging badgerfuck, that’s one gigantic fuckin hog!

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                You can see these poor souls (grotesquely obese hogs) at the Iowa State Fair if you’re in the Midwestern US!

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                  What about beef hotdogs?

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                  As Conan said: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

                  Bottom line is: fuck cows

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                    We have a pet pig. He would eat another pig corpse if I chunked it in his yard.

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                      Those are not his relatives, those are the giants, and it's a sign

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                        Fool, that's a Nathan's hot dog!

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                          We don't know for certain if thats a pork, chicken, beef, or mystery meat weenie

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                          All of the above

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                            You can see these poor souls (grotesquely obese hogs) at the Iowa State Fair if you’re in the Midwestern US!

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                            They aren't obese. That's what a muscled up hog looks like.

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                              As Conan said: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

                              Bottom line is: fuck cows

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                              It took me way too long to realize you weren't talking about Conan the Talk Show Host.

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                                They aren't obese. That's what a muscled up hog looks like.

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                                The ones that are as big as a car and can’t get up to walk around?

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                                  The ones that are as big as a car and can’t get up to walk around?

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                                  Big as a small car, maybe. Can't get up and walk around? No. That's not a thing at the fair. You'd get run out by the judges. I used to show hogs.

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                                    Big as a small car, maybe. Can't get up and walk around? No. That's not a thing at the fair. You'd get run out by the judges. I used to show hogs.

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                                    Sometimes I think Lemmy is an echo chamber but then I hear a phrase like I used to show hogs.

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                                      Big as a small car, maybe. Can't get up and walk around? No. That's not a thing at the fair. You'd get run out by the judges. I used to show hogs.

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                                      I went to the Iowa State Fair every year as a child and there were always hogs as I described, year after year. They were absolutely huge and couldn’t move at all.

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                                        We don't know for certain if thats a pork, chicken, beef, or mystery meat weenie

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                                        It's a fresh hot SCOP dog! With only minor traces of lead and radiation.

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                                          I went to the Iowa State Fair every year as a child and there were always hogs as I described, year after year. They were absolutely huge and couldn’t move at all.

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                                          I think you just didn't see them move. If they can't move, how did they get to the fair?

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