How did you fuck up recently?
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Oof that is pain. I have started to just move to a local text editor when i realize the comment is getting long.
I have a window open in my preferred text editor that is perma-opened for ephemeral writing just such as you’re describing.
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I ate too many blueberries yesterday and regret it today.
How is it possible to regret eating blueberries? Like, I need more details.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
Recently? The worst was accidentally drinking coffee too late in the evening a few days ago, which, sadly, was more than enough to mess up my well-being for several days at this point in my life.
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How is it possible to regret eating blueberries? Like, I need more details.
He blued himself
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My work decided to close for Juneteenth, but then I had to come back on Friday, and I told everyone I was going to request that Friday off so I could have a four-day weekend for the price of one day of PTO, and I forgot to do it, so I had to work a weird bizarroland hellscape Friday where we had just had a day off so we have like a little bit more energy than usual, but then the weekend is also about to hit so everyone wanted to leave, but everyone also wanted to get all of their work done, so for me it was just a fucking nightmare.
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I didn't know this was possible, could you share what you think the critical amount is?
This is obviously a fabrication. Blueberries are delicious and there's no too many about it.
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I was clearing some brush with a machete, 6 stitches in my shin.
Username checks out!
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How is it possible to regret eating blueberries? Like, I need more details.
Blewb poop soup
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I have a window open in my preferred text editor that is perma-opened for ephemeral writing just such as you’re describing.
I have a specific file for this purpose too! For anything longer than 10 words really. I hate it when I accidentally hit enter in those little chat boxes.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
Very minor, but I very recently changed deoderant after not being able to find the one I usually use. I just got to a clinic for a medication infusion and it has completely worn off, being replaced by the smell of stress sweat from traffic, and now this poor nurse has to smell me while I get my medicine, so I am mortified.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]scary! did you lose the pan?
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This is obviously a fabrication. Blueberries are delicious and there's no too many about it.
Found the big blueberry shill
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
I left the hot water running in the kitchen sink for like 20 minutes and it steamed up the place.
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I was clearing some brush with a machete, 6 stitches in my shin.
I would probably have cleared the brush before it reached my shin, that way you could probably get by with a trimmer instead of a machete. And doing it before spring has its advantages too so the beach bod is ready before swim season.
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I stepped on a garden millipede by accident
Every time someone says millipede I get the millipede song stuck in my head.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
My bathtub faucet plunger that diverts water to the shower head wasn't working anymore so I couldn't shower. I bought a new one with chrome finish to match the existing hardware in the bathroom. Installed it
Then I decided to CLR douse the water valve and decorative plate and get rid of some hard water staining. It dripped onto the new faucet which clearly wasn't made of the same material because it instantly oxidized.
So that was infuriating.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
This is kinda long and kinda vague: I had a meeting recently with some devs/artists to discuss an upcoming project.
In short, the meeting went poorly. I stood alone against everyone else on the design/direction things were going to be headed.
I was tired and frustrated and walked away basically saying I'm not going to support any of it.
After mulling it over for a day, I felt I was too harsh and unreasonable. I reached back out and apologized and asked to give this one more try.
Well they didn't accept. I guess that bridge is too scorched to go back on. It wasn't until that point that I realized I really messed this one up.
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For example, today i nearly set my house on fire after forgetting a pan on the stove.
wrote on last edited by [email protected]Bought a new car on the spot after a test drive. Most stupid decision of my life. It was only a week after I had wrecked my longtime car. Must have still been in some kind of weird mental state, although I felt fine at the time. Don't do that. Do not. Do that. Test drive, think about it, go back if you're still interested. You'll thank yourself.
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Found the big blueberry shill
I could see the city light 
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Very minor, but I very recently changed deoderant after not being able to find the one I usually use. I just got to a clinic for a medication infusion and it has completely worn off, being replaced by the smell of stress sweat from traffic, and now this poor nurse has to smell me while I get my medicine, so I am mortified.
If it helps, I'm pretty sure stress sweat is far from the worst thing that nurse routinely smells. By a long shot.
