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Planet of the apes: Beginning

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  • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

    It's terrible, airsoft monkeys always keep firing even after you put your hands up.

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    Yeah, stupid magdump macaques

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      I'm convinced Isshin learned the way of the Glock to defend from monkeys

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        based thailand has toy guns that actually look like guns. None of that rainbow vomit laser blaster nonsense.

        EDIT lmao at the 7 downvotes. Seethe more.

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        ...we did stateside, too, before shoot-first-qualified-immunity paranoia ran rampant through law enforcement culture...

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          Obviously, you don't have black kids so you never had to worry about what would happen when the police roll up on your front lawn and your kids are playing with realistic water pistols.

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          It's a gang shoot out! blasts both children

          Thank you law enforcement

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            Monkey from Ape Escape holding an Uzi

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              Monkeys are pretty smart, obviously not people smart but they're a whole tier above cats and dogs. I doubt a water gun would work at a deterrent once they realize it's only water.

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              They also might try and drink it. My husky does.

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                Only FANGS.

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                Subscribed

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                • sundray@lemmus.orgS [email protected]

                  It's terrible, airsoft monkeys always keep firing even after you put your hands up.

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                  Fuckin using full auto in buildings and shit

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                  • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.orgI [email protected]

                    I wonder if a squirt bottle would still work/be better? Airsoft is pretty expensive from what I remember as a kid lol

                    Edit: I'm sure it would be cheaper, so my real question is if the monkeys would respond well enough to water lol

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                    It depends on the gun. It could be one of those electric ones.

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                      Fuckin using full auto in buildings and shit

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                      NO FULL AUTO NO FULL AUTO STOP STOP STOP

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