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    Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?

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      First they came for the spring rolls...

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      Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3

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        What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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        What is the charge?! Eating Boofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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        • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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          Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??

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            Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3

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            They also came for frozen potatoes

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            • don@lemmy.caD [email protected]

              My spring rolls, my choice.

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              Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else ...

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                Other people in the restaurant?

                Me asking the delivery person to "feed" them to me?

                One to many springs in my bum causes me to bounce?

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                  First they came for the spring rolls...

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                  And I said "Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!"

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                    They also came for frozen potatoes

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                    NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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                    • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

                      Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?

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                      Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@piefed.worldO [email protected]
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                          Just .... just don't double dip

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                            What if I cook them in the air fryer instead of in oil and let them cool down first? When I talked to my doctor, he seemed to indicate it was a good compromise as long as I stick with organic ingredients.

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                              First they came for the spring rolls...

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                              Then I came for the spring rolls

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?

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                                Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.

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                                  Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?

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                                    Nobody:

                                    Doctors: don’t

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                                    • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

                                      Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3

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                                      You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?

                                      Way ahead of you.

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                                        First they came for the spring rolls...

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                                        And I stayed silent because I wasn't a spring roll

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                                          How about don't put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there

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