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    What is the charge?! Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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    What is the charge?! Eating Boofing a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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      Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??

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      • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

        Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3

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        They also came for frozen potatoes

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        • don@lemmy.caD [email protected]

          My spring rolls, my choice.

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          Why so strict? Let loose a little, give the choice to put juicy Asian rolls up you butt to someone else ...

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            Other people in the restaurant?

            Me asking the delivery person to "feed" them to me?

            One too many springs in my bum causes me to bounce?

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              First they came for the spring rolls...

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              And I said "Hey, I was stuffing those up my ass!! Get your own!"

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              • dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                They also came for frozen potatoes

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                NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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                • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

                  Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?

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                  Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?

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                      Just .... just don't double dip

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                        What if I cook them in the air fryer instead of in oil and let them cool down first? When I talked to my doctor, he seemed to indicate it was a good compromise as long as I stick with organic ingredients.

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                          First they came for the spring rolls...

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                          Then I came for the spring rolls

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            Why? Why shouldn't I put a spring roll up me bum?

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                            Because it means you have to poop out your mouth.

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                              Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?

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                                Nobody:

                                Doctors: don’t

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                                • una@europe.pubU [email protected]

                                  Actually, they first came for anal beads, chess scandal :3

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                                  You’re saying I should make anal beads from spring rolls?

                                  Way ahead of you.

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                                    First they came for the spring rolls...

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                                    And I stayed silent because I wasn't a spring roll

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                                      How about don't put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there

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                                        What if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?

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                                          There go my weekend plans

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